Who's got some random ideas for book illustrations?

Last year, I illustrated a book by my uncle, which depicts about 30 different pictures of him doing random things in uniform. These included wearing a fruitbowl hat, pounding beers with a panda, armwrestling a spaghetti monster, and riding a unicorn. He has called upon me again to illustrate a second book in a similar manner. Crazy things a guy could do with a huge grin on his face (and a few mundane ones). Discuss.
also nothing vulgar, pleasethankyou