What was your most random moment or random thing you have said?

Can of luster.

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During a ski trip, one of our party who is a grandma was shepherding her 15 month old grandson around the condo as he examined and picked up things, etc. After he walked up to a baby doll (one of his toys), she instructed him to “Make love to the baby!”

That kept us entertained for the rest of the trip.

llamas cant fly because they dont have wings

seriously stated by me in the middle of a keg party to a friend when i over heard them discussing those big dumb birds “llamas” and someone else corrected him and said thats an emu not a llama… which is when i shared my opinion.

Cock toting fruitcake!

A friend jumped out behind a stack of boxes, wearing a batman cape and mask, and yelled “aaaaahhhhh!” at me. Scared the crap outta me. My response? “I have cake!”

(I did have cake. I won.)

In addition to dishing out the occasional BS that I don’t even understand myself, I did once respond to my boss’ chat (“how are you?”) with “I’m pretty”..............of course I meant to say “I’m pretty good, thanks”, but I was a bit eager to hit the enter button.

I said, “Meow.” the other day at work for no reason. I don’t know why, it just came out. I don’t even own a cat!

Did you eat take-away the night before?

Now there’s a scary thought!!!

hahahaha…...it’s been rumored to happen…

@ Babo- i do that all the time! hahaa

Do you feel like a llama in a field of donkeys? We once passed a field full of donkeys with one lone llama in the bunch, and it inspired me to say that to a friend who felt left out in social situations.

i am REALLY happy that llamas have now been mentioned twice!

Ha ha.. I even started to write a bluesy tune about it.

Mama I’m a llama in a field of donkeys, and I feel so all alone…... la la la!!

have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama? fuzzy llama, furry llama, llama, llama, DUCK!

I lived in a cake

a friend in his sleep telling me to “take the apples out of the washing machine” it scared the hell out of me lol

bananrulletrapp which is norwegian for banana escalator

I second wihelm!

Also spagettilampeskjerm…

I want to live in that house with the banana escalator and spaghetti lampshade…...

Well, I can’t remember any specific time I said something wonderfully random (but that’s due more to my bad memory than anything else) but my mom has some beauties. The best one, I think is the first thing she said. She didn’t start talking until she was 2 years old. My grandmother thought she was going to be a mute. The 2 of them were in the kitchen when my mom just said, “May I have another Tollhouse cookie, please?” She scared the hell out of my grandmother.

I can’t remember a specific instance; I make random observations about people/to people all the time. All I know for certain is that the later it is, the more random the statements, thanks to that pseudo-drunkenness that comes with fatigue.

Years ago at the end of my workday in a high end gift shop a couple came in right at closing.

Obviously I was unconsciously pissed off at having to stay open late, I inadvertantly said, no joke…’ And how are you fucks today!’ lolol

The husband was amused. think he realized it was a major slip, the wife not so much. haha