NSFW - Would you fancy moving your private parts somewhere else in your body and where?
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Putting the sex organs on the chest area would make slow dancing more interesting, but I would miss being between a woman’s legs and driving her crazy. The thighs make such nice ear warmers.
It would be delightful to have my breasts on my kneecaps!
It would make scrubbing the floor so much more comfortable.
Many years from now,my dream might come true! Many. Ya hear?? ;)
My girl said that she wants to have her “clitoris on the roof of her mouth. Ahhhhh :)”.
I want my clit INside my vagina.
When the wife was a teenager she was very flat chested, no boobs at all.
I’ve seen photos & basically her shoulder blades were on the wrong way round.
As for myself, i’d quite like a cock nose…just because.
“I want my clit INside my vagina.”
Smart girl. :)
I’d really fancy testicles inside my body or behind some bones. Just so I won’t get hurt that easy. God made a mistake here when he let them outside.
My genitals to my hand. It would make self pleasuring easier, and would stop people from wanting to shake my hand.
Now…
Talk to the hand!
@ragingloli But think about how much worse it would make it to hit your thumb with a hammer.
@Jude your g/f is a genius. I want one, too, now!
Yes in my body for safe keeping would be nice….like whales or a porpoise have. Would have avoided a couple excruciating events in my life! Ouch! I bet I could run or ride a bike faster too!
@ANef_is_Enuf She said that she would have two. One on the roof of her mouth, and one below for me. :)
Three cocks. You figure out where!
Laughing! I’ll take the one on the roof of my mouth too… that one is impossible to beat.
If i was a guy, i would have mine on my head…which there for makes me a d*ckhead. XD
Just up a little more like they used to be. I really hate sitting on them or dropping them in the water when I poop.
It would be cool if my vagina was right on my face.
Just a normal snatch, but on my face. So far, I can only do that if I play Vampire Masquerade and choose the fleshcraft proficiency.
Ha. Seems back in the 70’s there was a porn flick where the girly parts were in her mouth. Linda Lovelace?
No idea man, but sounds interesting…
On my shoulders. “Two heads are better than one”, and I can use both at the same time! Woo-wee!
Lol-lol. @woodcutter But mine’s a lot bigger and nicer looking. Though yes, it is still a beast. ;)
@MRSHINYSHOES I’d love to have a second head. I could totally frenchkiss myself constantly.
Then what is a real dick head anyway? And if it were uncircumcised would it qualify as a turtleneck?
@ragingloli Damn man, I wish my cable TV had stuff like that…maybe then I’d watch it.
LOL @ragingloli I wish I could have heard it in English, except for the sneeze, that part I understood.
@MRSHINYSHOES Not touching that. It’s your deal to take care of that, smegma and all.
it is sooooo hard to clean your dick
@woodcutter Don’t worry, I’m smegma-free. I’m circumcised. lol—you dirty little prick! ;)
@woodcutter Of course! For yer appreciation as I always say.
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