NSFW: Which celebrity would you actually sleep with?

Like, we get to pick just one? Or we get to pick one that we would sleep with despite the repercussions of our significant others? Or what?

Its a toss up between Anne Hathaway and Kate Beckinsale.

It’s not that simple. What if my fantasy celeb snores or has body odor. I need more information.

@tedd Haha How about pick the most desirable, and that you actually really would in real life. But since you are a guy, you would with many I suppose haha.

@josie Haha you would just give it to her and run away, no need to stay for snuggling.

Tina Fey…I liked to laugh and nothing is hotter than giggles in bed! WOOF! ;)

Madeleine Albright

Channing Tatum
Michael Cera
Seth Rogen
David Beckham
Ricky Martin

In no particular order; Natalie Portman, Emma Stone, and Zooey Deschanel.

Gerald Butler is sexy but I would worry his hotness won’t live up to my expectations so I would probably decline.

Jensen Ackles

Jared Padalecki

Matt Damon

Christian Bale

I’m going to keep the list short lest I be titled a ho-bag :P But seriously yes I would have a one nighter with any (or all) of these yummy boys.

@Pandora if you decline, send him my way.

kicking myself for somehow forgetting Christian Bale.

Johnny Depp

I would like to read Howie Long a bedtime story,then maybe spank him and pull his hair….then call him Johnny Depp by accident.::)

Monica Bellucci.

Well if it’s just sleeping we’re doing i’m going with Scooby Doo. Funny bugger & a damn fine guard dawg.
If sexy time is on the agenda, i’m going to shag Daphne.

Homer Simpson!

Ryan Reynolds and Randy Orton

I’m too much of a slut. I can’t pick just a few.

None. But I wouldn’t turn down a dinner date with Jodie Foster or Paul McCartney.

@Joker94 My SO has been given a free pass should he ever meet up with Natalie Portman.

Charlize Theron.

Kate Beckinsale….... I wish :-/

@Pied_Pfeffer You are a kinder woman than most.

To tell you the truth, I’d rather just get one little friendly kiss on the lips or cheek. If I actually slept with Alan Rickman it would completely ruin the fantasy.

Plus I don’t think he’d be as thrilled with my bod as I am with his, no offense to me

For me, it woud probably be a bigger thrill to accidentally catch a glimpse of him in a cafe and then run home to Fluther the info to all of you guys!

I would not only sleep with Zooey Deschanel, I’d take her home to meet my mom, cook her dinner, and listen intently to her when she talked about her feelings.

Same goes for Virginia Sun even though she’s an erotic model and not necessarily a celebrity.

when daniel radcliffe gets some real muscles instead of whatever he has now maybe then

@ZEPHYRA No, he’s mine.

Gerard Way, Ville Valo, Johnny Depp, Jon Bon Jovi.

Jodie Foster
Natalie Portman
Jennifer Aniston
Maggie Gyllenhaal

All four are not only stunning, but seem like people I would like to know and hang out with.

Justin Timberlake.
Brandon T. Jackson
Vin Diesel
Paul Walker
Ian Somerhalder
Drake

@nailpolishfanatic I only know 2 of the people you listed. Justin Timberlake and Vin Diesel. Who are the other guys? Sorry if I sound like a fogey : (

I don’t fantisize about actors so there really isn’t anyone that I would go that nuts to sleep with unless I truly got to know them first. Actors just don’t make me go weak in the knees they would have to have a brain and challange my mind in order for me to want to make love to them.

Would have to be Zooey Deschanel for me

I jokingly tell my husband if Liam Neeson, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Johnny Depp and a few others knock on the door he should go to the pub for a while, but really, I love my husband and none of them come close in terms of what a great guy I think he is. So… none!

@kardamom Omg! i don’t mean to excalm but OMG!!!
You don’t know who ian somerhalder is… Well hes damon salvatore from the vampire diaries a tv show :) or some might know him from Lost as boone something. Ian Hottie

Brandon T jackson was the son of FBI agent martin lawrence in big mommas house 3 (like father, like son) hes a singer and actor. he starred along side bow wow in a movie called lottery ticket i just got done watching it

Paul walker is the guy with those gorgeous blue eyes in the fast and the furious movies where he stars alongside vin diesel.

drake is a rapper signed to lil waynes young money entertainment recording… studio? drake(entertainer)

Also I would like to add Alexander skargard to my list. He’s the vampire eric nortman from TrUE blood

Penelope Cruz. I would love her to whisper sweet Spanish nothings in my ear. And, other stuff.

@nailpolishfanatic No wonder I don’t know who any of those guys are LOL. I’ve never seen any of those movies or TV shows that you’ve listed. I’m not into action movies at all, have no interest in Big Momma movies and don’t listen to rap music.

I’m more of a Harry Potter, Glee, NCIS, Meryl Streep/Anthony Hopkins movies, kind of gal : )

Just to give you some perspective of where I’m coming from

Not really a big celebrity, but I think Scott Avett is just a big sexy hunk of hot man. Though, sometimes he has long hair or a beard, and I don’t prefer either. His face is too pretty without them.

I also have the hots for David Duchovny when he was younger, probably why I’m going through X-Files again and again.

I have no desire to have sex with another man because my husband totally does it for me. I would have to go with a woman since I’ve never been down that route. I would choose…....

Emilie de Ravin from Lost.

@jonsblond Wasn’t able to see your link. It said forbidden. Can you post another picture so we can check her out?

Anglina Jolie and Elisha Cuthbert fo sho!! I would do things to them I wouldn’t do to a farm animal!!!

James Franco, young James Dean, young Marlon Brando.

@Kardamom Try this: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0211087/

hope it works =)

Henry Cavill. He’s insanely handsome :]

Anne Hathaway, Kate Beckinsale, Katie Holmes, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Connelly, Gemma Arterton, Monica Bellucci, Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis, Audrey Hepburn, Kristen Bell, Kristen Stewart, Odette Yustman, Sigourney Weaver, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jena Malone, Ellen Page, Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Rachel Weisz, Malin Ackerman, Marika Dominczyk, Milla Jovovich, Kirsten Dunst, Kirsten Prout, Emma Watson, Emma Stone, etc.

@King_Pariah before you get your second wind :D, are there any female celebrities you wouldn’t sleep with? Just trying to save you a lot of typing here…

@Bellatrix… Sarah Jessica Parker, Ellen Degeneres, Oprah, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Kelis, Courtney Love, Donatella Versace, Kelly Osbourne, Tori Spelling, Rosie O’Donnell, Rachel Dratch, Whoopi Goldberg, Cher, Sandra Bernhard, Amy Winehouse, Roseanne Barr, Nicole Richie, Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton and other spawn of the spore, Jessica Simpson, Martha Stewart, Lil Kim, Snooki, etc.

LOL @King_Pariah you have given this way too much thought :D

@Bellatrix lol either way, a LOT of typing… and actually this was all off the top of my head, had to check spelling on a few of them.

Dr. J

@King_Pariah some of those people you mentioned are dead. Just saying…..

@Kardamom Oh I see. I am also kind of a harry potter girl :) i like and watch so many different shows and movies its crazy!

@jonsblond She is cute! Kind of like a more innocent version of Scarlett Johansen.

@nailpolishfanatic I also love movies and TV. Guess I just like a lot of “older-oriented” shows and actors. I absolutely love Alan Alda in M*A*S*H* and Charles Shaugnessy on The Nanny and Tony Shaloub from Monk and Dean Stockwell from Quantum Leap and Patrick Stewart from Star Trek and Anthony Hopkins in anything and Alan Rickman in anything and Morgan Freeman in anthing. Right now my 2 favorite male leads in TV shows are Mark Harmon from NCIS and Matthew Morrison from Glee.

I’m still embarrassed to say that I don’t know who most of the guys from your choices are

@jonsblond That is one of the nicest hot answers I’ve come across.

How’d I forget about James Franco. (loud groan)

@deni Now i am also wondering how i had forgotten him o.O

@Kardamom _i guess i should also be embarrassed because from the list that you just wrote the only person I know is Morgan Freeman.

Mickey Rourke.
Kevin Costner.
Colin Farell.
Jason Statham.
Sean Connery.

(When they looked their best ofcourse, some still do.)

@Schroedes13 If they were alive and back in their prime.

@Ayesha Oh sweet lord. Jason Statham <3

Mark Harmon.

@lonelydragon Isn’t he dreamy? I used to watch him a long, long, long time ago on a show called St. Elsewhere. You can see a picture of him here He was almost too pretty back then, where as now, he’s kind of rugged and mature and way more sexy now!!! That was an excellent show, you might enjoy renting it on Netflix if it’s available. Lots of great characters.

I also love McGee and DiNozzo, but Ducky and Jethro are da bomb! Old guys rock!

John Barrowman. My life is a joke – even the unattainable men I love are gay
younger Tom Waits
Louis Garrel
Gaspard Ulliel
Gael Garcia Bernal

Ya, Mark Harmon…..mmm…

@Kardamom Absolutely. To me, he still is the sexiest man alive! Didn’t realize he was on St. Elsewhere. I used to watch reruns of it on TV Land as a child, but I wasn’t old enough to know or care who he was. Looks like I’ll have to have a little “reunion” with it. :)

Agree with you about Ducky and Gibbs. They have this mature, confident, experienced vibe that the younger guys just haven’t achieved yet (although they are still lovable in their own way).