You're stuck in the woods for a year. You get to have 5 things with you, what would they be?

Gun
Knife
Tent
Compass
World’s most advanced comm device.

1) A case of bic lighters (OK, if you are going to be picky and count this as multiple items, then a good flint and steel set)

2) A large spool of high quality jute twine

3) A good sleeping bag/blanket

4) A tent

5) A good knife

1) My love one
2) Water
3) Food
4) Tent
5) Gun (in case there are monsters like in Blairwitch projects)

1.An armoire which I will use for a backback.
2.Cement shoes so I don’t wander off and get lost
3.A wildebeest for intelligent conversation.
4.An Intercontinental Ballistic Missle in case I get bored
5….and the space shuttle for transportation.
no more,no less

rifle
knife
water purifier
flint and steel
book to identify edible plants

500 ft of 550 cord
Knife
Flint and steel set
Needle and thread
A Nymphomaniac

1. My acoustic guitar
2. My zafu
3. A bag containing a year’s worth of food
4. A very large roll of toilet paper
5. Water purifier

@King_Pariah A nympho what?

I was going to list 5 Jellies but I can’t narrow it down that far. What’s the most jellies I could have with me?

1. Knife
2. Butane Lighter
3. Metal Cup or Can
4. First-Aid Kit
5. Kate Beckinsale :-/

Sorry 5. I meant tent……. :-/

@blueberry_kid Hey, I can’t just rely on my hand to keep me satisfied for a year now can I?

Of course!

1. Oven gloves
2. A wok
3. Red crayons
4. Space dust…...that powdered candy stuff that makes your mouth crackle.
5. Some cheese

My gassed, stocked and WI-FI’d Winnebago
My SKS-M59 with plenty of ammo
Sandra Bullock cause she is hilarious and hot!
Pair of quads for Sandra and I to explore the woods
and one fully loaded Good Humor Truck.

1-year supply of MREs
Knife w/axe attachment
Water filter
all-weather sleeping bag
A giant spool of parachute cord.

1 rifle
2 Greenhouse
3 Seeds
4 Water filter
5 An intelligent Nymphomaniac

Fellow Jelly Incendiary Dan, toilet paper, water, a knife and something to read.

Les Stroud. That’s all.

It’s circumstantial, but assuming an ideal setting:

Mora Clipper knife
Kukri
Fire piston
Rat traps
Alpaca wool blanket

I might trade one of the blades for a ceramic water filter, since boiling all your water until you find a spring can be annoying, particularly in bark containers.

Knife,
flint and steel,
500ft braided spiderwire fishing line,
1 gallon metal container for cooking and water
Satellite phone with GPS tracking technology.

A vacuum cleaner.
A rake.
A broom.
A bucket.
Bin bags.

Swiss Army knife.
Tent.
Portable toilet. ( A decent one ).
Tinned food.
A waterproof backpack.

I’d take the usuals :
– a knife
– a water filter
– some ropes.

Then I’d take :
– my Bible
– a stuffed animal :P

A shit ton of toilet paper, two sets of clothes, my pistol, some ammo, and @incendiary_dan.

Haha.

^ Genius.

I said it first… ^^

@tedibear she even stole your toilet paper! lol

@tedibear Mwahaha, wipe your ass with leaves!

@KatetheGreat – LoL! I’ll show you leaves! See those ones that are three-leafed, those are the special ones, just for you. :P

@KatetheGreat I’m going to steal all of your toilet paper and TP your little hut made of sticks!

@KatetheGreat @tedibear

(during the taunting goes and steals the toilet paper)

Whatta jerk. I don’t want leaves stuck in my ass!

saying “I don’t want leaves stuck in my ass” implies you want something stuck up your ass, just not leaves… and you can use tree bark. :P

@KatetheGreat – I’m pretty sure we can catch him and steal his nymphomaniac!

@tedibear hey, I’ll give you half the toilet paper back, and I’ll let you have sloppy… 10ths?

You two are hilarious.

@KatetheGreat and if you get me my champagne, do the dishes, scrub the floors, and sweep the fireplace, I may let you in on this little deal. lol

@King_Pariah It’s alright, I can get an even better deal without having to do all that work. :)

So are the people who’re bringing me along doing so for my wilderness expertise or for the same reason @King_Pariah brought a nympho? Either way, I’m flattered.

What is a nymphomaniac?!

nym·pho·ma·ni·a
n.
Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female.

Oh!

@incendiary_dan You’re cute and all but I don’t think your fiance would be too happy if that were the reason I was bringing you into a forest.

@KatetheGreat She wouldn’t like it, but she’d understand. Let’s just say she doesn’t just keep me around for cooking. :P

@incendiary_dan Dammmmmmnnnnn son. :P

@incendiary_dan I’ll fully admit to wanting to use you only for your survival skills. Will you still come with me since I called dibs first?

@King_Pariah – Um, no, but thanks. I’ll just take the TP off your hut once @KatetheGreat is done.

A lighter, a metal bar, some kind of container, like a bottle or a jar, a knife and some rope.

That’s if I wanna live. Just gimme some fuckin booze lol. Two out of five of my items are already in that one pick.

I only need a KA-Bar knife…
…And a wheel-barrow for my giant balls.~