Any of you theatre and play experts out there?

PM Hawaii_Jake.

http://www.monologuearchive.com/comic_women.html

This site could help.

I sort of like this one: http://www.monologuearchive.com/z/zagone_006.html

I often recommended to my acting students to also look outside of plays for monologues: short stories, essays, etc. Something to consider and often a valuable way to find pieces nobody else will be doing.

There is a scene in the movie “Addicted to Love” in which a french male actor performs a monologue about how he came to America, and became Superman.
Though it is a male part, you should be able to do it.

If you can go outside of strictly plays, as @crisedwards suggested, David Sedaris has some stories that would make great monologues for either sex. This one, Jesus Shaves takes place in a French class and he has several others about France and learning French.