Who is the lamest superhero of all time?

Under dog. :-/

What? Blasphemy.

Camp as fuckin christmas!
Check out that car man!

I don’t understand. Are they gay or not?

Aquaman. No contest.

It’s a matter of dispute.
Of course their sexual orientation has nothing to do with their lameness as superheroes, they’re just crap!!

@ucme I remember seeing those on SNL in the 90s. Great stuff.

@Joker94 Aquaman is unquestionably lame. What the hell good is a guy that can talk to dolphins and fish in the city? Useless. Great for crimes that happen in the ocean, but as useless as you and me everywhere else. I suppose he can help out at zoos and aquariums a bit.

@cockswain Dude, I know exactly what you mean.

Hawkman and Angel both seem lame to me. They fly with big stupid wings.

Aquaman at least wasn’t socially awkward to bring places.

@Joker94 That video was hilarious. “If you don’t like starfish, you’re gonna be mad about what I just did.” There was a link to a Family Guy with Robin on that page, which is also funny.

Here’s a classic SNL about a superhero party. At the 5 minute mark, Ant-Man shows up and John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd start making fun of him.

Well it certainly isn’t Bicycle Repair Man

Sarcastro or any from the site would do.

Maybe this guy? It’s not up, up and away with him, it’s up, up and awwwkwaaard!

Poison Ivy Barbie!

Bobobo-bobo-bobo-bobobobo… He fights with his nostril hairs.

Orgazmo and Choda Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k9vqO1it34&NR=1

The Wonder Twins. (Weren’t they part of Justice League of America or something like that?)

Either way, they were both righteously lame, big time.

Good call on the Wonder Twins.

Superman, no offense for his lovers. It’s that lame when one is so powerful and unmatchable, also with silly, unnecessary outfit.

@Bluefreedom . . . remember you said that next time you need a bucket of water and a gorilla.

I have something against Superman. I’ve hated the guy since I was a little kid, don’t ask me why.

@MilkyWay Superman’s too powerful, good stories wilt when he enters.

@Blondesjon. Nice one!

It has to be Captain America.