Would you like a zombie Apocalypse?
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August 7th, 2011
Would you be happy if its no more human-land, instead zombieland!? True it might be serious but i surely would like to kick some zombie ass.
How excited will you be if it was going to happen tomorrow?
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Nah, it’d be smelly. I might be 100% ready for the zombpocalypse, but in no way do I wish the large portion of humanity to die horribly.
It’s fun, in theory, but in reality, a zombie apocalypse (or any kind of SHTF scenario) would suck badly.
Imagine watching people you love having their limbs torn off and devoured only for them to rise and try and eat you as well.
Imagine roving gangs of well-armed men prepared to rape you to death just to take your last bit of food, only to teabag your corpse after they are done.
Imagine no tv, no running water, no postal service.
Yeah, it’s kind of like that.
In my head and in movies it’s awesome, but I gotta agree with The Bastard. In real life, something like that would be fucking horrible, and I highly doubt trying to survive that would play out as it does in fiction.
The only difference is it would be above the law to take out my MIL and I say let the un-dead roll as I have my “BOOM stick” locked and loaded!
No. I’m too high maintenance. I’d be the first to go.
Kill all the zombies, except the big boobed ones! ( and female, mkay? )
Only if most of the men on the planet were wiped out, so I would be forced to help continue the human race by having sex with multiple women.
Well we (‘we’ in this case is @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard and I) are certainly ready. I think we figured that if we teamed up, the zombie threat would be gone in three weeks time. Maybe four, because I’m a bit out of shape. :P
@Blackberry think of the string of heavily pregnant women who’d be following you, demanding your protection, fighting over you… Oh man. You’re a brave one ;)
@Blackberry—Careful what you wish for. You might end up beeing seen not as a man anymore but just a d*%k on the run! Lol.
Zombie apocalypse? Bring it on, I’m in the mood for some cannibalism and I like my meat rare!
Nevermind. Just saw there was a Bear Grylls app. Maybe I’ll be the third or fourth to go.
Oh, no more than i’d like a hole in my head. I have no desire to view the general populus overact in a drama queen fashion, applied with terrible make-up & special effects that are, quite frankly laughable. Production values people, now come on!!
@redfeather Please tell me that’s not a real thing.
P.S. As soon as I get a place to have my zombie apocalypse survival class, I’ll let everyone know.
a little less zombie, a little more apocalypse
Give an army of pregnant women guns and machetes and I think we’ll be alright. Hormones make for powerful fighters. :P
I’d like a functioning real world; don’t give a damn about zombie apocalypses.
@janbb Thats good enough? But apparently we don’t have that world. We live in a world full of lies and the truth is hidden. Would love a world where everyone is treated equally though.
One can blame much of the present problems on figurative zombies. That’s one of the reasons I take to the zombie survival genre so readily. Jack Forbes writes in Columbus and Other Cannibals about how this culture and all civilized, hierarchal cultures essentially consume the land and other peoples inhabiting those lands. Sounds like zombies, no?
Oh, no. I would much rather the world be taken over by religious zealots. Oh, wait. That already happened.
And look, we survived! Bring on the zombies!
Careful what you wish for @Blackberry Sooner or later all your kin are going to come back around and we’ll be dealing with a shitload of inbred Blackberry’s!
@AshLeigh No! I like my sis the way she is. I don’t want you to kill me.
can zombies tell if you just dress up like one and walk funny moaning?
@RealEyesRealizeRealLies According to both Sean of the Dead and The Walking Dead, no they can’t tell the difference. Although in the latter they had to make themselves smell dead.
well then @AshLeigh could just play zombie if @MilkyWay could put up with the smell of rotting flesh… could work
No because the fat people die first, and I don’t feel like dying first.
@MilkyWay, I wouldn’t eat my Fluther Sister. :D:D:D
If I can’t be a zombie, can I be a zombie hunter? If I can’t join ‘em… Beat ‘em.[=
@AshLeigh Only if you dress the part. The most important thing about zombie hunting is fashion. You must properly accessorize. :P
No, but I am fully prepared. So bring it. ;)
Not related, but I totally beat Dead Nation this evening. W00tz
Aye, that’s the game alright. I love the ending too, totally tragic. Plus I keep getting all these trophies for having killed 10,000 zombies, blown up a thousand of them and all this weird stuff lol. It’s pretty cool.
Let’s see, I’m lacking in the emotionally attached department, so why the hell not? Really have nothing to lose.
I’m a 5’10” human stick figure who can’t lift an axe let alone swing one. So no, I would not.
No mainly because of the smell, of their gangrenous flesh, and I’m almost positive they don’t wipe.
@AshLeigh I think as long as you have a lot of pockets and heavy boots, you’re in. Oh, and clever patches are encouraged. :)
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