Nsfw!!! How big would you reckon a certain sort of celebrity's member is?

@jonsblond appears to have some insight…look at how LONG it’s taking her answer..

omg, I can’t quit laughing. love the topics. and I want in on your next road trip, sounds like a good time.

Sometimes the best things come in small packages. Not saying I’ve ever been with a little man, just a short man or two long before my husband. One had a very tiny package, one very big.

I’ll guess Verne is baby carrot size?

How do I say this w/o saying this…

Sometimes if you want something you have to reach for it.

All I can say here, guys, is: that’s not his left leg holding him up.

He had/has a pretty hot wife/girlfriend for a while, if I remember correctly. It couldn’t be solely about money, since he’s like a K-list celebrity. And personality wise, he’s sort of a douche canoe.

That leaves just one thing: he has a disproportionately large schlong.

Probably about my pinky finger’s nail size.
But chicks like it

It is actually very big and every time he gets an erection the flow of blood causes him to pass out.

…actually, he just climbs inside his partners’ vagoos and wiggles around until they have the wildest orgasm of their life.

It’s probably normal weiner sized. Verne Troyer is affected by cartilage–hair hypoplasia . This affects the bone growth. There’s no bones in a weiner, despite the fact that it may sometimes seem that way.

He stayed in the hotel I used to work in once.

As Michael Caine said in Goldmember, “it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple, a kickstand, a tripod!” If that’s the case maybe he should consider competing in the dwarf olympics, pole vault perhaps.

His nickname isn’t tripod for nothing!

that all the answers i got? c’mon you bloody pooftas we have a real debate ova heah