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NSFW - How do you prefer your nudity?

Asked by _zen_ (7857points) August 16th, 2011

Details are required here: not everyone needs their sex hard core – and certainly not everyone likes porn.

I happen to love catching “The Making of Maxim Calendars” on FTV once in a while. Nothing like watching a beautiful woman frolicking naked on a beach – occasionally being interviewed about the horrible conditions…

Better than porn any day.

You?

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redfeather's avatar

I like my nudity in the room with me. Lookin at it on a computer or on paper doesn’t do it for me.

chyna's avatar

I prefer nudity in person, not in magazines or on the internet.

I edited my first answer.

filmfann's avatar

I love to watch naked women simply walking around the house. Doing the ordinary, everyday things.
I especially like watching them putting on make-up.

wundayatta's avatar

I’d watch a beautiful young naked woman anywhere and anytime.

Jude's avatar

I like seeing her in an openback dress; then watching her slide it off of her shoulders, slowly dropping it (her back to me/not wearing undies) and watching it slide down over her ass and fall to the floor.

Or, her wearing my dress shirt (whilst sitting on the sofa) and nothing else, legs slightly parted, shirt unbuttoned half way down and nipples hard.

jonsblond's avatar

Same as @redfeather. Behind me, tugging at my ponytail. ;)

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

With trimming. Thigh highs, or at least a garter. Maybe a cherry on top.

In a group of naked women, the last one with some clothes on is always the hottest.

_zen_'s avatar

I knew not to ask a NSFW question – I always screw up with them.

Berserker's avatar

…screw. XD

DarlingRhadamanthus's avatar

How do I prefer my nudity? As Sally Albright might answer: “On the side… with a twist of lemon.”

Jude's avatar

@Symbeline yes, please.

Cruiser's avatar

In the jacuzzi playing footsies with me!

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Face to face. Sometimes we cook, sometimes just nap it’s not always with sex and sometimes it’s just shoes and some pieces of fur ;)

Aethelflaed's avatar

More artistic, but still really raunchy. I actually find that a lot of porn for women has too much of a plot line, which I don’t care about – I’m fine with Porn Without Plot. It’s more about getting away from the facials, the pearl necklaces, pretty much all the jizz shots… I especially like black and white. Ellen Von Unwerth is one of my favorites.

Jude's avatar

Off to Google Ellen Von Unwerth .

Favorite

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

I prefer my own nudity in private. I appreciate the female nude anywhere a woman feels comfortable.

King_Pariah's avatar

Do I like it on the beach,
Would I like her lovely peach?

Do I like it in a canoe,
Do I like it under the sky so blue?

Yes I’d love it on a beach,
Of course I love her tasty peach!

Rock away in the canoe,
Oh, so sweet under the sky so blue!

Do you like a kiss in the rain?
Do enjoy a little pain?

Can you do it with some care?
Would you like it anywhere?

I love the kissing in the rain,
Nothing better to sweep away the pain.

And babe, I’ll treat you good in my lair,
But be ready to fuck, anywhere!

everephebe's avatar

Gratuitous and tasteful.
Or better yet in the same room, while I am recumbent. So by tasteful I mean…

Aethelflaed's avatar

Oh, and classic pin-ups, especially Gil Elvgren’s.

Pandora's avatar

Without clothes.

chewhorse's avatar

I prefer mine on sandy beaches.. They don’t have to (necessarily) be nude, just skimpy and hot looking.

pezz's avatar

A slow undressing before the nudity is the best way to start….

ddude1116's avatar

I like more artistic nudes, where she isn’t standing seductively and it doesn’t look posed. With her long hair hanging onto her back and over her face with its strikingly angular features and she’s just staring, looking ethereal and somber, intent in her own reticence.

_zen_'s avatar

I love when jellies wax poetic.

ucme's avatar

When doing the hokey cokey with the wife, You put your whole self in, your whole self out, in out in out & shake it all about!” Otherwise known as the withdrawal method, as i’m sure you’re aware.

DarlingRhadamanthus's avatar

—That’s hokey-pokey in America @ucme—as I came to find out.

lol

chewhorse's avatar

FEMALE ONLY!.. Men don’t have the body for it.. Never will.

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