What's your favorite "She's too young for you, bro" joke?

If there is a van that says “Dateline NBC” on the side in front of her house, she’s too young for you bro.

If she doesn’t know Pluto was a planet, she’s too young for you, bro!

She’s too young for you bro, you and her father went to school together.

If she’s still breathing, she’s too young for ya bro.
If she has the same mental age as you, she’s too young for ya bro.

Haha.
@sliceswiththings,
That’s hilarious. :)
@King_Pariah,
I love the Mental Age one! :D:D:D Hahahaha.

If you have to pretend your cock is an airplane to get in into her mouth, she’s too young for ya bro.

@Aethelflaed… Hahahahaha. Whoa!

When you need to play Dora The Explorer to get her to your junk, she’s too young ya bro.

If she says, “wow, that’s like totally awesome!” right after each sentence….......

When you both have to hide your love from the daycare worker… she’s too young for ya bro.

@AshLeigh The “If she’s still breathing” one is an inside joke, back in high school a friend got a part time job at a morgue and the topic of necrophilia gets brought up. Anyway, some babe walks past us at whom he gawks at which results in another old friend saying that.

As an FYI, I just asked a young woman if she knew Pluto used to be a planet. She seems to be ok for me.

Yesterday the older guy I’m dating said, “You remember Flowbee commercials, right?” Guess I’m too young for him, bro.

“If her age number is still on the clock she’s too young for you bro”

If the only place she bleeds from is her nose, she’s to young for you bro.