Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 23!

TJBM has met some awesome jellies on this thread:-) I know I have.

WRONG! I never met anyone on this site.

TJBM has a bad case of chlamydia.

Holy crap, no!
TJBM wasted time today.

Always.
TJBM still has Halloween candy from last year laying around somewhere.

Yep, but who the hell wants ginger snaps and when was it ever considered candy!?
Tjbm thinks I’m a manwhore since I’ve had gonnorrhea

False, where you choose to dip your wick is no concern of mine.
TJBM knows the way to Amarillo

False.

TJBM believes in the year 2015 there will be a part 76 to this question.

False but I know the way to san jose ( I dont really but thought it linked nicely song title wise!!)

The jelly below me hasba dad who has a song for every occassion…i do!!

@sakura Nice link.

Nice job @ucme , now the thread is dead…...... ~

@rebbel Err, who where why what when? Besides, it’s TJBM thread….it’ll never die!!

TJBM has just finished eating something with cocoa in it.

Not true. I dislike it.

The Jelly Below Me would like to spend more time at a pool.

So true, i want my swimmer’s tan back.
Tjbm thinks they’ve got spunk

I do have spunk! On my spunky days.
TJBM Can become a ittle too competitive and take board games way too seriously.

True!
TJBM Has a really cute cat.

no, unless that it a euphemism for something

TJBM has a hot date this weekend

False, I wish :D
TJBM hates Osama bin laden like hell.

Hell yeah, I hate dead people!!
TJBM just punched a baby.

<———What?! Not me. Do you see my avatar?

TJBM often makes their own delicious espresso at home.

False, I’m not a big fan of espresso

TJBM loves comedy.

True but it has to have class.
TJBM is enjoying the rolling thunder going on outside.

True but no thunder here
TJBM likes to play/walk/garden in the rain.

Yes, I love the rain and playing in it, just like a kid.
TJBL has a secret that he or she will never, never tell anyone, ever.

False, i’m an open book I tell ya!
TJBM thinks camels look a bit odd.

True and they spit
TJBM has recently been to a zoo.

False.
TJBM has recently had some very good news.

True.
TJBM is pleased to see part 23.

True.
TJBM got their GCSE resluts?

False.
What are “re-sluts” ?
Recycled sluts? haha
lol

TJBM
is thinking about Banana Cream Pie

Nah, I’m thinking about a lovely black pebble beach far far away….

TJBM is creeped out by that stalker in the mirror who keeps checking them out

(stop staring at my ass you!)

YES!!! How did you know?!?!
TJBM is a morning person and rises with a smile everyday.

Yeah right. That’s the polar opposite of me. False.
TJBM has immaculate flowerbeds.

FALSE The only thing I’ve managed to keep alive is my children and myself, so flowers/flowerbed are out of the question.

TJBM Runs naked in the tall grass to feel it tickle their fun parts.

Never. [not even as a kid]

The Jelly Below Me likes ducks.

One word: Yum

TJBM at one point as a child whispered secrets to an inanimate object.

Yeah. I still talk to him ^^

The Jelly Bellow Me wants to go to a Disturbed concert.

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TJBM thinks something’s got to give.

True. Something really does have to give.
TJBM has uncontrollable giggle fits sometimes.

Can’t say I do
TJBM lost.

@Paul…you know that’s from Drowning Pool, not Disturbed, right?

everbody lost.
TJBM has written a story.

Yes. A childrens book I intended to illustrate, but never got around to it. Someday perhaps.

TJBM goes outside in rainstorms.

Yes. Sometimes on hikes.

TJBM just got laid.

How does he know that?

TJBM is wondering what to have for lunch?

Because I see all. 0_0

Skip me!

Lunch is long gone.

TJBM has to evacuate. So why are you still on Fluther?

Not yet. Will be mobile on fluther if I do.

TJBM has fluthered standing on their head

Sorry to disappoint.

TJBM has a sneezing problem.

Only when I stick q-tips in my nose.
TJBM has trolled a forum or website before.

Nah. I’m ‘mature.’ lol

TJBM had Kix for breakfast

No. What the hell is breakfast? XD

TJBM loves coffee.

Yes. Dear me, yes.

The jelly below me has blue eyes.

True, you peeked

TJBM has a second cut of roses this year

False. No roses, the deer eat them all, but…I have scads of awesome morning glories and have collected about 500 seeds with more to come. :-)

TJBM is enjoying a nice sunset right now

Not NOW, it’s night. But I do like them. It means night is coming. :)

TJBM knows what a morgue smells like.

Nice sunset in the west right now.

No! Not on my bucket list. ;-)

TJBM likes Expresso ice cream

tried coffee ice cream, never again
TJBM is having a laugh at the quake.

True, but Irene is fixin’ to wipe that little smirk right off my face in the next day or so.
TJBM drives too fast.

It depends what kood I am in and which road I am driving on so I suppose true!!

The jelly below me is a party animal

Actually I’m not. I like one-on-one interaction whenever possible. I do enjoy getting together with friends though.

TJBM is fond of horses, and rides well.

I love horses and used to ride them well when I was younger but haven’t been horse riding properly for years now.

The jelly below me has riden an animal other than a horse

Hmmmm. Does a hobby horse count? How about a high horse? Been on those a few times. I can’t actually remember being on an animal other than a horse.

TJBM has been on television.

Yes a couple of times in the background of sporting events!!! Ohand when I am watching home movies!!

The jelly below me has more than one landline phone in their house

Half true. ? I have one landline and one recently disconnected landline because I somehow failed/forgot to pay the bill. How could that have happened? If I take care of that, soon enough, I will once again have two landlines in my house.

TJBM recently had someone get on his or her last nerve and nearly lost it.

Well in the last couple of weeks, yes. I didn’t lose it but I did fix the problem.

TJBM has been whale watching.

@Bellatrix With all due respect, my dear friend, this is not “Australian Rules” The Jelly Below Me. You can’t just answer. You have to offer a “The Jelly Below Me” proposition. :-)

I did! I went back to edit! Sticks tongue out @lillycoyote :D

You type slow :D

@Bellatrix O.K., maybe I deserved that. I may have jumped the gun. :-)

Um…Whale watching. No, I’ve never been.

TJBM woke up worrying about the hurrycane. I did- so here I am.

False. But I will certainly go to bed worrying a bit, being at least a little bit anxious about the hurricane.

TJBM has an obsession of some kind; that is not necessarily pathological, but not necessarily completely benign either.

Fluther maybe?

TJBM is has a heart condition.

Nope

TJBM is a bit tired

I am, it is nearly bedtime. Are you on hurricane watch?

TJBM has an emergency kit ready in case Irene comes to visit.

False, I will fight her with my bare hands!

TJBM has had damage to their house before from a storm.

I have. Not a storm like Irene though. The damage was minor compared to the damage a cyclone can cause.

TJBM has experienced a natural disaster first hand.

True and several times

TJBM is enjoying the calm before the storm

True.

TJBM has writer’s block.

Not so much. I’m a storyteller. If I don’t tell ‘em, it sort of ooozes out of me.

TJBM will remember to tie down or move indoors everything that can possibly be moved by strong wind. Stay safe! Help your neighbors stay safe! TJBM also wishes they could pack up and leave, but have to stay instead.

False. I am planning on staying, but if need be I will leave. Generator and sump pump ready.

TJBM journal’s or blogs

Sometimes. I keep journal ‘notes’ on word, and chronicle observations with others when I am deciding about my relationships. I kept an entire notebook on an ex friends manipulations and games last year. After a month or so of ongoing observations and plenty of hindsight, I had more than enough evidence to drop her. haha

TJBM plays drums

nope
TJBM has been in the eye of a storm.

False, I wish.

TJBM thinks that we are overreacting about Irene.

True. But better safe than sorry.

TJBM makes a mean pot of chilli.

False.

TJBM makes a happy pot of chili.

True. I make a killer chili, nit sure how happy it is though, only my brownies are happy. lol

TJBM is running an ad on Craigslist and anxiously hoping for a reply

False, not right now.

TJBM will be experiencing their first hurricane this weekend.

Yep. It’s gonna be fun! (not!)

TJBM is a multiple veteran of hurricanes.

False. Forest fire fear over here, no tornados and hurricanes in these mountains.

TJBM hates taking out the trash

False, I hate changing the litter pans.

TJBM can read minds.

False, but..I am very intuitive.

TJBM has fresh corn on the cob and string beans Mmm…my neighbors have loaded me up from their garden!

Oh I wish! That sounds wonderful.
TJBM has to go out of their way today for someone they really don’t like.

False. Thank Gawd!

TJBM is hungry right now boy, I’m a lighthouse of projection lol

Naw. Hubby just asked me if I’d like to go out to eat, but we ate just before he woke up.

TJBM makes ice cream and other desserts from scratch.

True

TJBM has won a weekend get away before

Yes, A few times.

TJBM has very high standards. On which things?

True. I have my quirks and flaws but I am of high integrity and do not tolerate character defects of any kind. I also feel strongly about abuse towards people or animals. read, character defect lol

TJBM is going swimming this afternoon or this evening?

Nope. I’m going to empty my dishwasher and lie on the couch when I get home from work.

TJBM enjoys beets.

True. I actually do enjoy beets on occasion. In salads, soups, plain.
TJBM has a somewhat dangerous hobby.

Hmm… yah.
TJB has a proble_ wth ther laptop….

not really
TJBM has to be in a horrible city during the holidays.

False. I go away for the holidays once in a great while, home on the range over here.

TJBM Likes to play with squirt guns

Absolutely! Hubby and I courted with squirt guns.

TJBM thinks courting with squirt guns sounds like fun.

True, but how do you court a squirt gun?

TJBM owns a super soaker

@blueiiznh Silly!

I don’t own a super soaker, but it sounds promising.

TJBM owns a sports car.

False, but I own an Aquazooka. lol

TJBM would like to be able to carry a squirt gun while driving. Zao the rappers. haha

Ummm no, not really. I think they are fun to play with though.

TJBM can hear the rain on their roof.

not yet storm isn’t due to hit here till Sunday
TJBM is planning a bbq this weekend

No. I have way too much to do.

TJBM listens to audio books sometimes.

I do! I have one of Louis L’Amour’s books on tape, and I really enjoy it.

It’s a good thing I love @snowberry because otherwise she’d be getting an earful now for kind of messing up the TJBM mojo and momentum but…

Yes. Not as much as I used to, long story, but yes, I listen to audio books, mostly on long car trips now.

TJBM has Spock ears, kind of…

Checks in the mirror… I endeavour to be accurate @lilycoyote but that is just not logical. In fact my ears are fairly normal.

TJBM has destroyed awful photos so people don’t get to see them.

I have pictures of one of my births. Hubby wanted to get rid of them, but I didn’t. Now I don’t know where they are. I’m imagining my descendants going through my stuff after I’m gone and finding them. LOL

I’m very sorry for not posting the last TBMJ, but I’ll make up for it now.

TJBM has a chance for a big promotion at work.

False. I am my own promotion. lol

TJBM is bracing for either a heat wave or a hurricane today? Heat wave here, gah, send some of that storm action out west would ya?

Heat waves already hit, and decided to stay :-/
TJBM got 2 hours sleep last night morning.

False, I got a blissful 4 hours

TJBM loves chocolate chip cookies

True, especially home made right outta the oven…mmmm!

TJBM having a boring afternoon. Too hot to do anything here but bask in the AC and fluther.

True, it’s hot out here and my ac is quit working, the poor guy fixing it is probably dying from the heat right now.
so I keep going outside to give him ice cold water and Popsicles

TJBM is planning on putting a sprinkler under their trampoline and turning it on.

False. It’s lovely weather here – not too hot at all.

TJBM is ready for back-to-school.

False, I’m ready for the sprinklers.
@shego

Poor AC guy, poor you, more popcicles!
I have been sitting in my cold hot tub with the hose, dousing myself over the head and watering everything around me. haha

TJBM is afraid of water

nope, love swimming and walking in it.

TJBM is planning on putting a sprinkler under their bed and calling it a water park

LOL, as I suspect the basement will probably flood, it’s unlikely I’ll have to do anything more than wait. Now if I wanted it to have additional amenities, I’ll have to add my own slide and other features.

TJBM is rushing to finish before I do Ha!

nope, waited for you
TJBM had a wet dream last night.

Not very durned likely, and I’m too old to wet my bed.

TJBM is into alternative lifestyles.

In many ways I live an alternative lifestyle, silly goose woman of the hills.

Do you ever shower with the garden hose on really hot evenings? It’s great! lol

Not now, but I used to as a child. There are photos of a hose being poked out of an upstairs window and all the kids in the neighbourhood playing under it on a hot day.

TJBM can tell me whether it will rain today and whether I will manage to get all my washing and drying done.

I can’t predict the weather but I sympathize with the laundry. haha

TJBM is going to eat dinner outdoors tonight?

Sure right in the middle of Irene. Now don’t that sound nice?

TJBM is cuddling a pet.

False. @snowberry
No deck dining for you poor guys! :-(

TJBM has some fresh garden veggies

No… the veggie garden is on hold until we get back… then… I live in hope of fresh garden vegies.

TJBM has a pet that also likes garden fresh veggies and the veggie patch must be carefully protected from said pet.

Nope I don’t have any pets like that, unless you count the leopard slugs. They’re voracious, but we don’t have a veggie garden. http://davesgarden.com/guides/bf/showimage/2376/

TJBM has windows they can’t shut all the way. We just found out in the middle of a hurricane! that half our windows can’t be locked. How cool is that?

Not cool at all, they might just fly away.

TJBM has windows that lock tightly

True.
TJBM missed me.

no, where did you go?

TJBM walked the dog in the hurricane this morning

False. I sprayed the foster cat with a spray bottle though. lol

TJBM is expecting company in a few hours

Not unless you know something I don’t. Good thing my wife cooked up a storm.

TJBM would love some blueberry French toast right now.

True.
TJBM realised I’d gone for two days, unlike @blueiiznh.

No, sorry. But I do have an excuse because we were mainly concerned about the hurricane.

TJBM has been paying close attention to @Paul‘s activities.

Who? (Just teasing Paul. How was Ireland?)

TJBM has a new pair of shoes that rub their feet.

No. Sounds interesting though. Are they part of your super hero outfit? ; oD

TJBM is having second thoughts. About what?

no second thoughts at the moment
TJBM has written something that they want to publish.

True. It’s been a long silence with a few pieces I have out there. lol

TJBM is enjoying a really awesome summer night?

It is winter here, so no. Beautiful winter day though.

TJBM visits a financial adviser.

No, but I think it is a lovely idea.

TJBM is a minimalist. http://www.missminimalist.com/2010/05/minimalist-living-100-things-i-dont-own/

LOL. No, couldn’t be more false. I’m not a materialist, but minimalist? Stuff, stuff, and more stuff. Mostly stupid, useless stuff. It’s a lovely idea though. :-) No, really, I would really love to be a minimalist.

TJBM Is terrified that the earth will be invaded by an race of gigantic extraterrestrial slugs and that they can only be defeated by drowning them in gargantuan vats of beer, meaning: the good new is that earthlings will have to cooperate, get along and pool our resources in order to defeat a common enemy and the bad news? We’re going to run out of beer. So… the TJBM is afraid that the earth will be invaded by a race of monstrous alien snails and because of that, the planet will run out of beer. The End.

Nope. Not a fan of beer, and the escar-gotta-go.

TJBM loves strolling around Paris.

It’s not my first choice of city to stroll around but I have been a couple of times and didn’t hate it.

TJBM is going to a wedding soon.

nope
TJBM is not expected to be married for a long while.

FALSE…I hope I am!! We have been together 15 years and married 8 so I hope we have a LOT longer together!!

The Jelly below me is still in their pj’s (I am and it’s 1pm!! oops Well it is Bank Holiday Monday!)

I am, but it’s 8:36 AM here.

TJBM is hoping it will be a calm day at work.

I couldn’t care less. I’m not at work today. Monday’s are currently my day off.

TJBM has fallen asleep in a public park.

Not that I remember.

TJBM has a dog with food allergies.

False.

TJBM has food with dog allergies.

LOL No, I don’t.

TJBM believes that as a baby they were a blank slate, just waiting for the world to write upon it.
And the world did!

True, although more of a template than a blank slate.
@Bellatrix still there but enjoying myself. Thanks.
TJBM wasn’t aware of any hurricane.

False.

TJBM enjoys playing video games

False. I am not of the generation, I am blonde and I am left handed.

Explanation enough? LOL
—I do like the graphics though.

TJBM is recovering from a stressful few days

close… its a couple of months of stress from purchasing a new home
TJBM knows what its like to go through the new home process

True…excited yet crazy nervous at the same time.
TJBM is thinking about Cold Stone Ice Cream….yummy

Nope – but now that you mention it, I could go for some gelato. Mmmmmm… stracciatella; or maybe hazelnut.

TJBM buys their underwear a size or two too big because you like some room to maneuver.

No. My underwear is usually very small.

TJBM ate a donut today.

Nope – but now that you mention it, I could go for a doughnut. Mmmmmm… chocolate frosted; or maybe a cruller.

TJBM buys their underwear a size or two too small because you like them snug.

Nope I love my panties to fit right
TJBM goes comando (no underwear)

LOL, no thanks!

TJBM is unruffled when unexpected guests arrive, because you’re always so organized and prepared for the unexpected.

I am not that prepared for guests but I welcome them with open hands and my house is their house for as long as they need ^^

The Jelly Bellow Me wants more drinks. [no alcohol beverages]

No, but I do need to drink more.

TJBM is a skilled public speaker.

False.

TJBM has a least 8 glasses of water a day.

True. I’m very hydrated and water is almost all I drink (short of iced coffee).

TJBM can come up with another acronym for “TJBM”.

Nope

Tjbm has fluthered while donating blood. I am now.

Haha, false. Good for you!

TJBM is now craving iced coffee because of @cprevite.

False. Not iced at this time of morning, I am having my first cup of hot coffee. :-D

TJBM has crossed paths with a rattlesnake before

Hmmm, I’ve met many through my years, but I think it’s always been in a captive setting.

TJBM is a big fan of Animal Planet.

False.

TJBM is excited for the Fall television season to begin.

False. I don’t watch TV, but, I just ordered season 5 of ‘Dexter.’ :-)

TJBM likes roller coasters

I do
TJBM has an idiot brother.

Somewhat true.

TJBM has a smart sister.

Yes, two of them.

TJBM has no siblings

False.

TJBM has more than four siblings.

False, none.
TJBM has ten hats or more.

I don’t think I own any hats, unless you count the one attached as hoods to a couple of coats. However, I do wear many hats.

TJBM is underweight.

False.

TJBM is muscular.

Legs yes, middle, no. lol

TJBM is still trying to wake up this morning

False, is trying to stay awake this afternoon.

TJBM must have a dose of caffeine every day.

no really
TJBM has an a*hole brother.

False.

TJBM smells like buttered pickles.

No way.

The Jelly Bellow Me wants to take acting classes.

Sure!

TJBM fasts regularly.

Nope. I like it but not that often.

The Jelly Below Me knows when to keep his/her mouth shut.

I do, but I don’t always follow the rule.

TJBM enjoys pot luck dinners.

True. Lots of good stuff and I only have to bring ONE thing. lol

TJBM buys lottery tickets every week

.

oops. I responded at the same time as @Coloma.

Nope.

Tjbm has been to Las Vegas to gamble

False. I’ve been to Las Vegas to visit family and friends. But I did gamble while I was there:]

TJBM likes to use coupons when grocery shopping…

I really should, but no, I don’t have the patience for them.

TJBM has a nickname that is unrelated to their given name.

When I was a child my uncle used to call me George. That was bad enough. Then he married, and his wife and kids all called me George too. The thing is, I was and still am a female.

Knock, knock…well..I WAS going to be TJB @snowberry , but sadly, I have no question to reply too. lolol

OK TJBM Wishes I’d wake up and smell the roses!

true
TJBM wishes she is River Song.

Never heard of him/it/her.

TJBM thinks I’m old fashioned because I never heard of River Song.

Nope. I too haven’t a clue and I’m the heppest cat that ever swam a lagoon.

TJBM would like to see several jellies nekkid despite having never seen them clothed.

Naw.

TJBM loves the smell of a health food store.

True

TJBM loves the smell of a locker room

Um, that’s a negative.

I do like the smell of a horse barn though, sweaty horses smell much better than sweaty men. lol

TJBM would like to say ” Goodnight” to Coloma now G’nite ;-)

Goodnight @Coloma

TJBM just got home and is drunk.

Nope. Haven’t been drunk in well over twenty years.

TJBM can fall asleep at the drop of a hat.

nope, but I do get drowsy.
TJBM wants to shave a cat.

Hell no!

I just took the foster cat that was terrorizing my cat to boarding on Monday. Daughter & bf pick her up this morning, I WAS going to try to bathe her, but decided to pay someone else to get slashed in the bath. lol

TJBM has been having pet issues lately

False.

TJBM likes dubstep.

True.
TJBM dislikes dub step.

No. I love it.

The Jelly Below Me needs to call their parents.

False

TJBM had tons of parent teacher conferences due to behavior when they were younger.

I don’t remember, but I do know my parents used to wring their hands trying to figure out what to do with me…

TJBM loves dark dark chocolate, and strong black licorice.

False. Total opposite, milk chocolate and red licorice. lol

TJBM needs a massage

I really do need one.

The Jelly Bellow Me knows how to give a massage. ^^

I wouldn’t say “massage” more like a karate chop to the back several times.
TJBM thinks that classes as a massage.

Hmmm, would you care to re-word that? I’ll interpret for you. I’ve taken a massage at a massage school, and my daughter took massage classes there too.

TJBM is still cleaning up and repairing after the hurricane.

False.

TJBM is still cleaning up and repairing after the shit storm.

Yes I am. My pool is still a mess

TJBM knows someone who is still stranded from the storm and can’t get home.

False.

TJBM feels like they’re about to get sick.

Nope. I’m about to go clean something instead.

TJBM knows how to prepare an exotic dish not from your culture.

Well…if Enchiladas count, yes.

TJBM is gaining strength to pay bills today haha

True, mortgage is about to be transacted.

TJBM uses electronic bill paying for everything.

not quite.
TJBM wants to be an Unitarian.

False. I just want to be me. lol

TJBM is typing from a room with a view

I would have some sort of a view if i open my curtains and blinds.
TJBM shaves their back hair.

Haha…um, no back hair here, I’m a pretty hairless kinda girl. lol

TJBM on a scale of 1–10 how do you feel today?

10 being the highest, a 12!

TJBM is so glad tomorrow is TGIF

True and false.

True, as I am in serious recovery mode from a high stress few weeks, false as I am sending out about 2k in bills. haha

TJBM ordered veggie pizza last night

False, but I did eat pizza order by someone else!

TJBM has a craving for a certain food right now.

Nah. I recently ate lunch and am still full.

TJBM thinks they have nice looking feet and cute thumbs.

Dry skin on my feet and weird thumbs… NO
TJBM has nice elbows.

Not really since I had my left one broken. And the skin made an awful scar there.

The Jelly Bellow Me has scars too.

I used to have two or three fairly pronounced ones I earned when I was young. Strangely, they’ve faded completely over the past thirty years.

TJBM loves malted milk balls.

OMG! How did you know? haha

I am Coloma and I am a Whopper-aholic. :-P

TJBM did not get the movie “Inception” I have to watch it again, it lost me from the start.

False, I haven’t seen it yet.

TJBM is listening to thunder right now.

No. The sky is clear.

TJBM thinks dieting is stupid.

True. But sometimes people need a plan to get kick started into something like losing weight.

TJBM just came in from a swim

nope.
TJBM is tired of seeing wrecks happening on their way to work (they keep happening at the same spot).

False. But where I live I am tired of seeing the tragic roadkill every day. Today there were 3 dead deer, one was a fawn, a couple of raccoons, a fox and numerous squirrels all in about a 3 mile stretch of highway. :-(

TJBM loves dusk and dawn, their favorite times of day

I’m not partial to it, but I enjoy it. If I lived in another part of the country I think I’d appreciate it more.

TJBM likes creepy-crawlies, and has even had a few as pets.

True.

TJBM smells like teen spirit.

False. I like my Soft and dry. lol

TJBM is enjoying a lovely morning

True
TJBM goes to a chiopractor

False.

TJBM knows what show my avatar is from.

nope.
TJBM likes Upchuck Norris.

I don’t mind Chuck Norris.

TJBM is under age 21.

False I’m 24

TJBM has had a productive week.

True true true, moved this week to my new home and worked my tail off
TJBM is in the process of buying a new home

False, selling first. No interest :(
TJBM has had house woes.

False. I have had pet woes though. haha

TJBM is tired of the hot weather

True, not too hot here though. Hot enough!
TJBM is warm.

True

TJBM is looking forward to something within the next week.

not really.
TJBM wants their fingernails to grow long (male).

Well I’m not a male but yes I want mine to grow to a nice length
TJBM wants to meet someone famous

False. People are people, I don’t do idol worship.

TJBM is going yard sale-ing ( saling, saleing..? ) this morning

—@reijinni someone at my house left their fingernail parings on the table by the chair. I called them on it, and their answer was “I didn’t want the hurricane to damage them, so I ripped them off!”

False. I’d probably get shot if I showed up with more junk things.

TJBM is going to a movie today.

False. I did see ” The Help” last week. Meh..it was good, but an anti-climatic ending.
I am excited about the Spielberg movie ” War Horse” coming out in December. :-D

TJBM just paid their bills…is it 4:20 yet? hahaha

always thinking about it?
TJBM wishes that this game can proceed at a faster pace.

False. I just joke about “it” a lot.

TJBM knows that this game cannot go fast if nobody is playing LOL :-)

True!!
TJBM enjoys finding out about fellow jellies likes and dislikes from this games

True.

TJBM is enjoying a lazy Sunday afternoon

Nope busting my butt trying to unpack after my move to my new home
TJBM is looking forward to the fall

True, true TRUE!

I can’t wait til it cools down and RAINS! ;-D

Congrats on your new home!

TJBM thinks moving is one of the most stressful things ever, even if you’re excited about the new place

So so so TRUE!!! But this should be my last move
@Coloma Thank you for the congrats…… I love my new home

TJBM would love seafood for dinner tonight

Mmm..actually thinking Chinese or Thai
@creative1 So fun to be in a new house. I have been in this one for 5 years now, I can;t believe it!

TJBM like Thai food

Yes Thai is yummy, actually I just ordered some chinese with shrimp its on its way
@Coloma Belated congrats on your home (5yrs late)

TJBM is going to go swimming tomorrow

Well, if you can call a hot tub swimming, then yes. haha

@creative1

Thanks!, you know it takes 2 years to get things the way you want them. haha

TJBM is going to follow @creative1 ‘s lead and order take out tonight.

False, I’m making lasagna for dinner.

TJBM is watching their favorite series right now.

Nope just a Lifetime movie on Hulu
TJBM enjoys watching tv online over cable or dish… I know I do, less commercials and its free

I am not a fan of TV, but I watch what the family is watching because otherwise I don’t get to be with them.

TJBM is fond of wild mushrooms.

I don’t know if I have ever had them.

TJBM just washed their car

Nope but after all my moving and driving it needs both interior and exterior washing
TJBM is going to a Labor Day cookout today

False, I have to work.

TJBM is going to have fun today

False. Well, I am sure I will have an enjoyable day, but, no big plans.
I live in a tourist community that caters to white water rafting and camping.
My quiet little town is outta control this weekend, as it is the last big weekend of the season.
I’ll just be laying low, thank you very much. haha

TJBM lives in a tourist town too

Manchester – We have… er… industrial museums!
TJBM love industrial museums.

museums are ok
TJBM wears a bowtie and a fez.

Being a woman I don’t think it would look right so Nope
TJBM wears undies with characters on them

Not anymore.

TJBM had some pretty major bad luck today.

False, quite the opposite.

TJBM had some ribs today.

False, but it sounds good.
TJBM cleaned house today.

Just the kitchen part of the house.

The Jelly Below Me just discovered damage from the hurricane that they did not notice before.

False. I’m on the west coast.

TJBM is having a midnight snack

False. It’s back-to-school-breakfast-time here.

TJBM is back to school.

False. Those days are over.:}
TJBM is looking for employment.

False

TJBM just returned from a trip.

Nope

TJBM likes to play with babies!

True. Nothing like a little drool bucket of smiles ;-p

TJBM likes playing with cats and laser pointers

True!

TJBM has a ringing in their ear.

False, I do not have tinnitus.
TJBM has tinnitus.

False. I have allergies. Bleh, I want a sinus transplant lol

TJBM needs to go to the bank today

not really
TJBM has some brown(green, tan) stuff on their hands.

Not yet, but, I might pretty soon when I scoop the litter box and rake the goose corral. haha

TJBM stayed up too late last night and is tired this morning

I did not stay late but I was born tired ^^

The Jelly Below Me wishes he/she could sleep more.

Ha! Yeah!

TJBM has trouble sleeping at night.

False.

TJBM got less than 6 hours of sleep last night.

False, 12 because I was unwell.
TJBM thinks @erichw1504 is tired.

I’m thinking maybe…

TJBM has lived in or traveled to far flung places from the rest of us, such as Tibet or Patagonia.

False, I wish.

TJBM recently had a slip-up.

I don’t wear slips, but I might have had a skirt up. lol

TJBM had Chinese food for lunch

No.

TJBM is in the armed forces.

False.
TJBM is a Navy Seal.

No, but I’m wearing Navy Blue.

TJBM loves gardening.

Soooooo True
TJBM loves to eat freshly picked fruits and vegetables

True! I just had some fresh off the vine sungold cherry tomatos…so good!

TJBM is wearing shorts

False, I don’t like wearing shorts

TJBM is enjoying the cool night

As much as I can. Nights are really peaceful around here and you gotta love the silence.

The Jelly Bellow Me has loud neighbours.

Not except for once or twice a year. Thank goodness!

TJBM is a mortician or knows someone who is.

true
TJBM has slept through an entire day.

False, if I did I would feel terrible.

TJBM doesn’t like waking up too late.

True, early to bed, early to rise make a girl healthy, wealthy and wise
TJBM knows the best thing to do on a rainy day ;)

Fluther!

TJBM is allergic to eggs or peanut butter

False, though I really don’t like eggs

TJBM wakes up an hour before they need to be at work.

True.

TJBM wakes up a minute before they need to be at work.

I like to be awake for 2–3 hours before I start my day. It’s about e-a-s-i-n-g into it. ;-)

TJBM has 2 cases of cat food their cat hates projection

False.

TJBM l i k e s t o s p a c e o u t e a c h l e t t e r

F a l s e, a c t u a l l y I m u s t d o. H o w d o y o u s i g n i f y a n e w w o r d?
T J B M k n o w s h o w.

F-a-l-s-e

TJBM has a headache

False.

TJBM was once flashed.

True. Actually more than once. And then I moved abroad where nudity (usually in community hot springs/ public baths) was a totally every day normal occurrence.

TJBM has four eyes. (Wears glasses)

True today, but usually contacts.

TJBM has six eyes. (Wears two pairs of glasses.)

False, one pair of cheater readers over here.

TJBM beleives in UFO’s and life in other galaxys

True

TJBM has been to area 51

Nope. I think they have to kill you if you admit it, which is why I won’t say more…....

TJBM thinks I’m a Martian.

False, only because I might be the Martian.

TJBM like eating Oreos with milk.

@blueiiznh

Yes! Fascinating, and, I saw lots of “men in black” bizzaro vehicles traveling that hwy. haha

True! I like the Mint Oreos! Mmm.

TJBM has owned a horse

nope
TJBM wears bras on their head.

False, but when I was 19 some friends and I went to Victoria’s Secret and we put bras on our heads and were running around the store. We were then told we couldn’t go back to the store.

TJBM has been banned from a store.

No, never.

TJBM likes to explore castles.

Yes I do. And when I do it I try to picture it when it was inhabited :)

The Jelly Below Me likes lemons.

I would have to say true
TJBM loves oranges

only in juice form
TJBM does their exercises in the buff.

No!

TJBM is allergic to chocolate.

False.

TJBM is allergic to keyboards.

False.

The Jelly bellow me like peaches.

True!!!
TJBM Loves homemade mile high apple pie

Apple pie is the best !!!

The Jelly Bellow Me needs to be more creative ^^

perhaps
TJBM puts hash and ex-lax into their brownies.

Haha..no, I just bake ‘em mellow with the good harvest from these farm trails over here. ;-)

TJBM whistles while they work

I can’t whistle :(
TJBM can’t whistle either.

False, I can whistle fair to middlin’ ;-)

TJBM is DYING for cooler weather

No the temperature here is perfect today.

TJBM wants chocolate ice cream.

False. It’s dinner time, then, maybe. lol

TJBM doesn’t know what they want for dinner

Not yet. It’s 5 in the morning.

TJBM has a security system hooked up to the police in their house.

Nope.

The Jelly Bellow Me called the firefighters at least twice regarding fire incidents for them or neighbours.

nope never
TJBM would love to meet one of those hot sexy firefighters on one of those calendars

Only if the meeting doesn’t involve them trying to save my house

@Hibernate, I don’t know where you are but my county is on severe red alert fire watch right now with T-storm activity and lightening strikes through tomorrow. Scary!

TJBM lives in a high wildfire zone too

No, but I used to. A heavy snow pack along with a lot of rain in the spring makes for lots and lots of grass. Looks lovely, but when the grass cures on the stem in the late summer it’s a fire storm wating to happen.

TJBM has lost stuff in a house fire before.

@Coloma that’s bad indeed. I wasn’t trying to point to those things.

I’m glad to say I’ve never had my house into a fire yet. So NO, I did not lose anything.

The Jelly Bellow Me reads every day.

True, I read something everyday
TJBM wants a kindle or a iPad

False, I have both

TJBM just bought a new car today.

nope
TJBM would rather have an android instead of an iBrick.

False. I love my iPhone dearly.

TJBM is working too much.

True, and I’m exhausted.

TJBM is going to relax tonight, and go to bed early.

Yes, and tomorrow too as it’s my day off.

TJBM is craving a hot fudge sundae.

No way. I don’t know what to do to pass time faster so winter can come. I’ had enough hot days.

The Jelly Below Me likes winter sports.

If you want to call making snowman a sport, then, yes. I make a mean snow sculpture.
Last year I made a life size bear bust coming out of a hill and a really good deer, if I do say say so myself. lol

TJBM went out to dinner last night

nope, heading out after awhile.
TJBM is celebrating their birthday today.

No. I stopped having birthdays.

TJBM is obsessive about cleanliness.

False. I am tidy and like my house to look nice, but, I am not OCD. Dust can wait if I have other, more fun things to do.

TJBM keeps Xmas lights up year round

Not for a whole year but sometime I let them about half a year.

The Jelly Bellow Me enjoys spending holidays with family.

Yes I do!

TJBM did a back flip off the diving board this summer.

Nope. I only swim if I can’t avoid it.

TJBM puts peanutbutter or other “strange” stuff on their pancakes.

Yes and no. I only put peanut butter and syrup on my pancakes and waffles.

TJBM likes to eat grapes with peanut butter.

Never tried it before, but I would.

TJBM drinks before 5:00 PM

Once in awhile I’ll have a beer or two around 3–4, if I am home for the rest of the day. Considering a couple of drinks and dinner will have me falling asleep like a baby within an hour, I wait til later. haha

TJBM has a grocery list a mile long right now Eh..I don’t wanna go shopping

Nope. Already went against protest, because the fridge was already so crowded.

TJBM has new pajamas.

Nope, no need to
TJBM had pizza for dinner

False, it looks like I’m having doritos for dinner.

TJBM had a very long evening at work.

Nope, I am on holiday.

TJBM has attended or watched the Last Night of the Proms.

I did not attend or watched any.

The Jelly Below Me is an outgoing person.

I am capable of being extremely outgoing. But other times I choose to not be. It’s my form of damage control.

TJBM has an addiction. If you like, tell us what it is.

A little thing called…fluther…. that’s really about it.

TJBM has had a fish feeding pedicure.

False.

TJBM has there left hand on their face as they are reading this.

Hahaha….true! I am leaning my face on my left hand with my elbow on my desk reading fluther. lol

TJBM is enjoying cooler weather

False, Summer went by too fast!

TJBM thinks Summer went by too fast.

True, I was so busy with work, that I didn’t get to enjoy the summer.

TJBM recently surprised their so.

False.
TJBM cant stop thinking about something

True.

TJBM has recently won a sweepstake.

Nope, but an out of band raise was a jackpot!

Tjbm overslept this morning.

True, kind of.

TJBM doesn;t (use) .correct punctuation,

Mostly I do. Sometimes I miss, especially the example you gave, but it is a typo not ignorance. lol

TJBM is going out to lunch soon

False I’ve just eaten spaghetti bolognaise for my tea!!

The jelly below me has a secret ingredient for their spaghetti bolgnaise!

nope, I prefer lasagna myself.
TJBM is feeling comcastic.

Depends on which side of the comcastic definition you are on.

TJBM is enjoying awesome weather and going to do something with it.

True! Finally cooler, and what I am doing is with it is being out in it. lol

TJBM has morning puffy face

False.

TJBM has morning wood.

Haha….can’t say that I do, thank god! lol

TJBM had a bagel for breakfast

Son of a…! You just reminded me that I forgot to have one this morning.

TJBM would like to thank @Coloma for reminding me that I should have had a bagel this morning.

You’re welcome…maybe use that wood to stack your bagels so you don’t forget them. haha

TJBM likes to play with baby toys

True, especially since they’ll be all over my house pretty soon.

TJBM has a little one coming soon or knows someone who is expecting.

nope
TJBM has one of these computers in their house.

False.
@erichw1504, how long before the baby arrives?

TJBM loves Bloody Marys with marinated string beans and stacks of olives

False, haven’t had one yet.

@Coloma about 7 weeks.

TJM sometmes forets a lette.

Not exactly sure what you mean. Perhaps forete a letter? That means to write an open letter of apology. If so, yes.

TJBM has water damage in their house.

Edit: And yeah, I fixed it, and I’m thinking you’re gonna call me on not writing it properly, etc. But I got it in before you posted it!

False.

TJBM li kes rando m s paces.

@snowberry It’s supposed to say “TJBM sometimes forgets a letter.”

@erichw1504 Ha ha ha, Done that too!

S ur e!

T JB M is trying to quit smoking.

False.

TJBMlikesnospaces.

F a l s e…I like lots of space.

TJBM has a good sense of humor

True

TJBM knows the best place to hide a leaf is in the forest.

Have an elephant sit on it, of course!

TJBM likes jalepeno pepper and cheese bagels. If you haven’t tried ‘em, you ought to!

True!
I love everything with cheese and peppers of all kinds.

TJBM likes Harvarti cheese with jalapenos

Yes and no. I love Havarti cheese on it’s own. No jalapeños.

TJBM knows how to make accent marks on their phone or computer.

No.

TJBM has taught/teaches little kids,

true

tjbm has been on a field trip with little cherubs

True. Many a field trip, the best being whomever thought of the bright idea that a bunch of 2nd graders would be interested in the inside scoop of a bank. :-?

TJBM is going nuts with Cicadas, crickets and other night singing bugs right now.

False, there aren’t any cicadas where I live. But there are crickets. But they don’t bother me as long as their not in my house.

TJBM has laundry to do.