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Can you please help me identify this strange thing I found on the beach?

Asked by KateTheGreat (13610 points ) August 31st, 2011

This weird little thing washed up on the beach after Hurricane Irene. I call it the “sea vagina”.

Can you please help me identify it? I’m curious to know what it is.

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WestRiverrat's avatar

What are the approximate dimensions? Without a size reference I can’t make an educated guess.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@WestRiverrat It was about 6 inches across, 2 inches thick. It was hard, yet dense and squishy. If that makes any sense.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Do we actually have to wait until you get the correct answer before we start making jokes?

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought That’s the reason I put it in social. Hahahahahaha.

WestRiverrat's avatar

Could it be some kind of coral?

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Did you check your pants? Maybe your vagina fell out?

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Hahahaha, “sea vagina.” YES.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought ::reaches down to check:: I don’t think so!

KateTheGreat's avatar

I also found this little guy. It kinda looks like an odd colored penis.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

that’s mine actually

Dutchess_III's avatar

It is, obviously, a physical diagram of a uterus. (are you sure it isn’t man made?)

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Dutchess_III Positive. It was definitely a sea creature.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Hm…....hmm some more….

Dutchess_III's avatar

An embryo of some extremely large mammal?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

It really is a “sea vagina”. Some poor mermaid will try to get laid tonight and receive a terrible shock.

YARNLADY's avatar

Sorry, no joke answer from me – it’s a mutated plastic rope float

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

poor mermaid? i have to tell women a girl named Kate has my penis

KateTheGreat's avatar

@YARNLADY The thing is when I poked it, it contracted like it was breathing.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Well, that is a dilemma. I feel you I feel for you.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Keep on tellin’ ‘em. I’m keeping it!

bkcunningham's avatar

It looks like a sea turtle embryo.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Another jelly actually convinced me to change my avatar today to show my man boobs in your honor

KateTheGreat's avatar

@bkcunningham Way too big to be that.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought That’s so awesome!! Pretty boobies!

Cruiser's avatar

@KateTheGreat That penis thingy you found is most likely a sea cucumber

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Cruiser That’s what I thought.

Keep_on_running's avatar

That is just freakin weird.

Kardamom's avatar

It kind of looks like an organ, like the stomach, of a large fish or whale or dolphin.

gravity's avatar

That is the weirdest and I can’t believe you poked it! Did you use your hand or a stick? It is the vagina of the sea.

gravity's avatar

I think it is a rogue alien.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@gravity I poked it with my finger, then proceeded to stick my finger in that stranger vagina-like slit. Hahahahahaha.

Symbeline's avatar

Man the sea has some weird shit in it. I have no idea what the hell that is. Curious to know too.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@KateTheGreat maybe you should keep my penis. It seems like it would have more fun with you

Symbeline's avatar

That penis worm was also weird, speaking of penises…

AmWiser's avatar

Tsk tsk tsk! You jellies have such vivid imaginations.

Symbeline's avatar

@KateTheGreat You should find that penis worm again, and stick the sea vagina next to it, and see if they have sex lol.

syz's avatar

The second one is probably either a sea cucumber or a sea squirt (which seem to be much more common). I’m afraid I can’t help you with the first one. Maybe some sort of sea sponge?

jonsblond's avatar

am giggling like a 12 yr old girl after seeing @Cruiser write that penis thingy. I don’t know why I find that amusing, but I do.

Pandora's avatar

First thought that came to mind was someones uterus. Then a huge wad of gum. The second picture just looks like a turd. Maybe sea animal turd. Shit always rises to the top.
Maybe someone got eaten and this is all that is left. Turd and a uterus.

Pandora's avatar

Second picture could also be this.
But I think Cruiser probably is right.

mazingerz88's avatar

@syz Penis? Sea squirt? Lol!

@KateTheGreat Holmes, have you been drinkin again at the beach?

zensky's avatar

Once upon a time, there was a Merman. He was widowed, tragically, only days after his marriage. He was sad and lonely, taking pleasure in the occasional {Redacted}

KateTheGreat's avatar

@mazingerz88 It’s what I do best.

Dutchess_III's avatar

@syz Has the best answer so far…a sea sponge who’s been beat up?

You people! You know, you could just as easily compare the cucumber things to a banana, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YARNLADY's avatar

@Dutchess_III thanks for the laugh of the day

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