NSFW What does yellow ejaculate mean?

Does it taste differently than ‘normal’ ejaculate?

@FutureMemory How can that even be empirically tested? I mean, I can think of some ways but taste varies.

Normal with aging.

Does he take a multi-vitamin? That can do it.

Not abnormal.
“However, depending on many factors including frequency of ejaculation, diet, general health, etc., the volume, consistency and color of the semen can vary. A yellow cast to the semen, as you have noted, is very common and a variation of normal. If you take multivitamins, this may be a cause.” From here.

Completely normal if it has been a bit since you got your rocks off.
Next time, it probably won’t be yellow. Don’t freak.

@FutureMemory what do the different tastes indicate? Can you diagnose him somehow?

You tell me, bro :)

@FutureMemory If I was drinking tonight, there would absolutely be a follow up question posted :)

Start throwing back the brews! Aren’t the kids asleep by now?

I think that’s pretty normal. White to slightly “greyish” white is the usual color, but yellowish semen is not uncommon. There are rare times when semen can be streaked with a bit of bright red blood too. It doesn’t necessarily mean that there’s something wrong.

Everyone’s lying to you. You’re really an alien. ~

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That means if fertilized, it will grow to be a cowardly human. Lol.

@mazingerz88 LOL!

I wouldn’t advise following him around with a petri dish and a bottle of lube.

Does the spunk smell normal? If not, don’t eat any more of it.

If you took a piss previous to z sex its possible there could be some urine in the ejaculate.

@uberbatman unpleasant!

@faye indeed it is, but it does happen.

Some people think it is a bumblebee, but it is really a type of wasp.