Congratulations and welcome to the mansion. I hope you enjoy your stay here. First you will have to step into this painting and walk down the block to find your quarters. We tried to find something historical and romantic. I hope you like it.
Just in case you’re stunned and not sure of where to go, we’ve borrowed some Farm Dogs from @coloma’s farm to help you lead you to your rooms. If that doesn’t help, we’ll just give you some of her brownies, and then you won’t care LOL.
For your imbibing pleasure, we have stocked the kitchen with a Jack Daniels snow cone machine. We also have popcorn and red twizzlers!
And for your fun and pleasure, we have set up a practice ski slope, complete with a snow blower and a professional ski coach, to teach help you and your daughter to gain confidence with skiing. Not sure if she ever joined the ski club, but whether or not she did, you two will have fun skiing on this personal slope. Plus, it’s covered with flavored snow (only this time, in the flavor of her choice)
And just to let you know, all of us have collected a bunch of aluminum cans and bottles over the last year, we’re going to cash them in and donate the proceeds to the charity of your choice!
Have a great time, keep up the great questions and continue to be your kind, sweet self. : )
P.S. Here’s looking at you kid
