What should I do while waiting for dessert?

Guess which ones will regret their actions in the morning.

Damnit, was hoping to justify spin the bottle.

I hope your dessert was delicious. By the way, I’m betting the loudmouth over there will look like hell tomorrow.
Oh, and that earlier bump against your elbow from the person next you was not an accident.

Texting at the table with company is rude lol.

@Blackberry Well, so’s getting shitfaced in public.

LOL – will this be the beginning of a beautiful friendship with Fluther – or a wham, bam, thank you fluther question?

Taking bets.

Here’s a dollar on a one-nighter.

Come up with ways in which you’re going to slap that dessert in their faces.
Toss the entire plate or flick with a spoon? Hmmm, decisions, decisions!

Pay your bill and leave. Stop off for a pint of Ben & Jerry’s on the way back home.

Problem solved :) Next.

Eat slower, order your dessert ten minutes before you actually finish and keep your mind off sots until it’s time to pay up and leave.

Dance on the table top?

Write the Great American Novel

Draw on a napkin.

Take unflattering photos of them. You’re probably not there anymore, though.

Just sit there and smile mysteriously. Be prepared to move out out of the way quickly if either of the people on each side of you begins to have a potential projectile inclination.
Or go the the lavatory for 15 minutes. Time it carefully or the dessert may have come and gone or been eaten by someone else.
Drop your napkin and disappear when you are picking it up. Unless you really want the dessert, in which case, just sit there on the floor under the table. You might learn something interesting.

Don’t text.
Don’t fluther. Are you fluthering as we speak?? Don’t do it! Patience, Padowin. Gracious, well mannered patience!