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I need something really funny. Can you provide?

Asked by tranquilsea (17775points) September 21st, 2011

My friend and I have done ten rounds with a, now ex, friend and it has left us emotionally drained. My friend is 8 months pregnant and I want to be able to send her something funny to make her feel a little bit better today.

Can you help me find funny clips, commercials, jokes etc?

Thank you!

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WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

This wanker never has a good day in the bathroom.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

She appears to have issues.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Vegetarians just don’t realize…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Because lovely just wasn’t enough.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Some stores will sell anything!

tranquilsea's avatar

THANK YOU @WillWorkForChocolate! Those were awesome!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Hehehehe, I’ve got lots of goofy ass/stupid pictures like that. They make me giggle.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Terrible yet funny at the same time.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Jeez, no one else is contributing???

Here, just have a look at the whole album.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Stop for a minute. I LMAO so much I’m nearly to tears.

CWOTUS's avatar

John Wing is pretty funny.

CWOTUS's avatar

If you haven’t read Paul Rudnick in the New Yorker, then you haven’t read ‘funny’. (I’m still looking for a copy of his “God Does Earth” essay, which was my introduction to the genius of this man. I could email a .PDF copy of it to you.)

CWOTUS's avatar

Ah, here you go. Tell me this isn’t funny – and sort of sweet.

gailcalled's avatar

This is funny and calming.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Ron White makes me cry with laughter.

CWOTUS's avatar

Thanks much for “the Tater”, @WillWorkForChocolate. I had seen it once but I didn’t have it bookmarked… then.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I just love him! Almost every single one of his skits makes me hurt from laughing so hard.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’ve got a site, but I don’t think you want to give this to a pregnant woman: joe cartoon. It’s pretty sick, but also funny.

tranquilsea's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe just how sick? She’s very open to many things.

tranquilsea's avatar

Thank you for all your posts everyone. They had me laughing and laughing and I really needed that today too.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@tranquilsea One cartoon was frog in a blender, if that gives you any idea. I find some of them hilarious, but they’re not for the faint of heart.

erichw1504's avatar

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Scooby's avatar

This is what makes Great Britain “GREAT” enjoy

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Scooby Nice! What were the twin engine fighters in the second Brit version?

erichw1504's avatar

Bah nah nah nah nuh na na nuh na ba nuh na ba na nuh BATMAN!

Scooby's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe , The one taxiing down the run way was a Tornado GR4 ;-)

rebbel's avatar

Has the Drunken old man and the breathalyzer already been posted?
It is hard to say with these non-descriptive links :-)

Mariah's avatar

This one always makes me laugh.

King_Pariah's avatar

Gabriel Iglesias tends to get me laughing

and if she doesn’t mind the horrible… there’s Stephen the Lesbian

and Leo and Satan

gailcalled's avatar

And this guy is the model of forbearance; a good lesson for us all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTAu4IGTO1k&feature=related

dreamwolf's avatar

What’s in the middle of a jellyfish? A jellybutton!

Dutchess_III's avatar

@CWOTUS Priceless! Printing!

filmfann's avatar

@erichw1504 You forgot the best Batman

gailcalled's avatar

Here is a toddler and the family dog falling asleep on top of each other. It’s not ROFL but will put a smile on your face. Better with no sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG_9JSALi6U&feature=related

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

A blind man walks into a lesbian bar, so he doesn’t know it is all women. He sits down at the bar as all eyes are on him. He says to the barkeep, “Hey, barkeep, I will take a scotch and soda straight up. I was at the VA this morning and this marine told be a killer dumb blonde joke.” The barkeep stops him, “Fella, you don’t want to be telling any dumb blonde jokes around here. I am a blonde, the truck driver you are sitting next to is a blonde. The gal over there at the pool table is blonde, the gal at the end of the bar is former law enforcement and blonde, and the other woman sitting at the table behind you with the martini is blonde. You really want to tell your dumb blonde joke?” The blind man thinks, then thinks some more. He then gets up to leave, and says, “No, I don’t think having to tell it five times it would still be funny”, and left.

erichw1504's avatar

Seriously?! Nobody liked my batman post? Come on guys!

First world problems.

gailcalled's avatar

Stop the presses; Here is an original (there is something new under the sun, apparently) funny, sophisticated, and charming concept that is worth looking at more than once.

The art of organizing and stacking the clutter around you

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@erichw1504 ROFL, and that sounds like something Xhibit would do! Sort of like installing flat panel mini TV’s in your mudflaps. OMG, he cracks me up.

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