Is there a manly way to eat a popsicle?

In doubt it. Unless you like to look like you’re performing felatio in public.

Bite it off in one quick stroke then assume a stoic pose showing your imperviousness to the ensuing torturous brain freeze.

eat it from the side, not from the top.

I agree with reed. Quick bites, but if it’s warm out and it’s melting quickly… you’re back to looking not-so-manly.

Just belch after each bite and/or lick…...it’ll be so manly and impressive..

Get it in a headlock first.

In short. No. However if you do find yourself in such an awkward Popsicle eating situation, you could always follow suit of these rather manly gentlemen.

hack it in pieces with a big knife then stab each piece and eat it off the knife.

Bite it from the side of your mouth with your molars and make like you’re snapping into a Slim Jim.

Better yet… get one of those two-stick popsicles and lick it right in the middle at the crease.

Dress up like Chuck Norris, now you’ll not only look like a man while eating your popsicle but you’ll also improve your round house kick!

Chomp,chomp,chomp. Like that.

I never thought of popsicles as being gender specific!

All tongue

bite with gusto, smack your lips, and grab your balls…that should silence any questioners.

I know that this is more of a “funny” type question, but I’d like to point out that there is nothing un-manly about looking like you’re performing fellatio. I know lots of men who are manly and suck lots of c+ck.

Yes but do you want to do it public