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ucme's avatar

What can speak every known language in the world?

Asked by ucme (39838 points ) September 23rd, 2011

Yeah, just that…..hmmmm!?!

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rebbel's avatar

Parrots.

CWOTUS's avatar

Television? Radio? Computer? Newspaper? Pencil?

On a side note: I can read, write and speak every European language except Greek. Go ahead and ask.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

A newborn baby.

rebbel's avatar

@CWOTUS Δεν μπορείτε να διαβάζω ελληνικά;

ragingloli's avatar

@CWOTUS
OK, translate the last sentence of your post into German. Flawlessly.

cheebdragon's avatar

The Internet…

ucme's avatar

Okay, time to fess up! The answer I was looking for was in fact an echo!
Perfectly valid answers given though it has to be said…...wrong as they were ;¬}

CWOTUS's avatar

@rebbel & @ragingloli

It’s Greek to me.

gailcalled's avatar

@rebbel: Διάβασα αλλά μην κάνει καταλαβαίνουν.

(Where’s @blondsjon when I need him?)

@Ucme; A charming riddle that I am going to send to my 7-year-old great nephew.

ucme's avatar

^^Laced with sarcasm but hey, i’ll take it!

rebbel's avatar

@gailcalled Isn’t that a bit contradictory? :-)

gailcalled's avatar

@rebbel: You noticed?

@ucme; I never use sarcasm. I meant that as it reads. No irony intended either.

linguaphile's avatar

None— there are too many modes of communication for one vehicle to be able to express all the languages in the world. Some languages are sound based, some are visual based, some use clicks and breathing, not all are written. C3PO would be a close match, except he wouldn’t fail so bad at all the sign languages.
@CWOTUS—does that mean you can use French Sign Language, British Sign Language, Swedish Sign Language, etc too??? The international linguistics associations recognize them as legitimate langauges distinct and separate from their spoken counterparts.
Is this an actual question or a riddle?

CWOTUS's avatar

It’s all Greek to me, @linguaphile.

Symbeline's avatar

Fuckin, that gold robot from Star Wars man!

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Cash, ducats, bananas, dinero, chedder, snaps, end, greenbacks, clams, fetta, paper, MONEY, known everywhere, rejected nowhere.

linguaphile's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central You need to sing the money song from Pete’s Dragon.

Ela's avatar

^ ^ is ga…

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