A line from a movie that made you laugh, lately?
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September 23rd, 2011
The two cops get into the vehicle:
What kind of car is this?
It’s a Prius.
It feels like we’re driving around in a vagina.
What’s that music?
LRB. Little river band.
It makes me think we’re going shopping for a training bra.
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“You’re lucky I have a crush on you, or I’d beat you up…” Or something like that. On Fanboys. XD
You’re drag racing…in a Prius?
Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!
Great idea! But you must be willing to be a martyr. So, Abdul, if you don’t want to blow yourself into a million little pieces, hop on one foot, raise your right hand, and sing Free bird. No? Then Abdul it is!
-Postal
Hammer!... Yes we know your hammered…Thor
I just watched this movie called Hesher. Joseph Gordon Levitt is a depressing metal head, sitting at a table with a little kid, his grandma, and his dad after they just met him. The grandma asks the boy if he wants to go for a walk in the morning, and he says no, and Joseph says:
“You’re gonna let your grandma walk around alone in the morning by herself? What if she gets raped? Ever hear of the granny killer? Some guy killed like 13, 14 grannys…...was chokin’ em with their panties an shit…....I don’t think he cock fucked em, but was like fingerin’em an shit…”
As the dad says “That’s enough.”
It was just funny because it was awkward and he took it too far lol.
Classic Will Ferrell is like that taking things waaaaay too far.
“When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail!” – Forgetting Sarah Marshall
This might not be that fun but I really laughed. It’s what made me laugh lately .. I can’t remember any movies lines because I just woke up but I do remember this video ^^
I watched Finding Nemo with my kids last night. It’s been years since we’ve seen it, and I’d forgotten how funny it is! I laughed out loud so many times, but the scene where Dory speaks Whale was killing me. Then, Marlin tries to thank the whale by speaking Whale, and Dory goes, “Wow, I wish I could speak Whale!” Ellen Degeneres nailed that role, and Dory has to be the funniest Pixar character ever. I’m giggling over my coffee just thinking about all her lines. “Oh look, sharks!” “He’s looking for his son, Harpo.” “Es-cah-pay…Hey it’s funny, it’s spelled just like escape!” “It runs in my family. At least, I think it does. Huh. Where ARE they?” “Was that too much Orca? Seemed a little Orca-ish to me.”
Never gets old.
Not a movie, but I laughed out loud all the way through the two new episodes of The Big Bang Theory that were on this week.
Superhero Movie:
Villain: “These blades can cut through diamonds.”
Dragonfly: “I’m not wearing any diamonds!”
“How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course, and I forgot how to drive?” – Homer Simpson
The most recent was when I was watching Bill Maher’s “Religulous” the other day. I’d seen it before, but some of that stuff always gets me. Like, “Sometimes you pray, sometimes you fast, sometimes you go up the hill and mow the grass around the giant space penis.”
“I never roll on Shabbos.” Attribution unnecessary.
“Nobody’s perfect.” Last line in Some Like it Hot. Said by Joe E. Brown to Jack Lemmon aka Daphne.
I watched Land of the Lost again last night with the kids. The line when he pours the piss on himself for the second time & says “Immediately made it worse!”
Funny as fuck, simple as :¬)
@ucme The movie bombed but it was funny awesome as hell.
@mazingerz88 I know it did & I know it was…...wow, I know so much ;¬}
YOU DON’T BUTT IN LINE!! ’‘splits face open with wrench’’
From Super lol.
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