Will you play the INTERESTING IF NOT FUNNY DIALOGUE game?

Please choose only 3 characters from the list below and supply them with “Interesting If Not Funny Dialogue.”

If you wish, pick only 2 from the list and then add 1 new character of your own choice. BUT ONLY one, please. : )

Nelson Mandela / Justin Timberlake / Mel Gibson / George W.B.
Sarah Jessica Parker / Will Ferrel / Freddy Kruger /
Hillary Clinton / Ricky Gervais / Indira Gandhi / Godzilla /
Justin Bieber / Bugs Bunny / Amelia Earhart / Freddie Mercury
Carl Jung / Rush Limbaugh / Denzel Washington / Stephen King
Gary Busey / Robocop / UN Secretary Gen. Ban Ki-Moon /
Warren Buffett / Steve Jobs / Steven Speilberg / Picasso / Mozart
Gen. Patton / Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi / Derek Jeter / Manny Pacquiao / Tiger Woods / Ben Bernanke / Jennifer Lopez / Ron Paul / Satan / Houdini / Geico lizard / George Washington
John Boehner / Michael Moore / Jason of Friday the 13th /
Capt. James T. Kirk / Dick Cheney / Sun Tzu / Bruce Lee
Thomas Edison / Henry Ford / Caligula / Cartman from SouthPark
Moses / Plato / J.K Rowling / Linda Lovelace / Condoleeza Rice