(NSFW) Who owns the "wet spot"?

Have sex and the middle and you both then share the wet spot and no issue

Mixture of the both of us. It looks like a Rorschach.

@creative1 Assuming there is no middle.

@saint Then put down a towel underneath the two of you and remove it when your done if its really that big of an issue. I enjoy sex and all the wetness it entails so it never bothered me one way or the other

I vote for the towel as well. First time I was with a girl that left a big wet spot she got embarrassed. I said it just shows I’m doing my job well. Next time she thanked me for the towel and proceeded to really go wild. Well worth the towel’s life.

It belongs to the guy, but I agree with @Adirondackwannabe about the towel. Only the guy gets to lay on the uncomfortable towel afterwards instead of the nice smooth sheets. :-)

I’m a gentleman, so I take the wet spot. I mean….I caused it anyway, right? :D

@chyna Oh, that’s kind of mean. :)

I know. It probably explains my status.~

One ex we used a towel…another mostly took the wet spot. What can I say…I get hot ;)

@chyna You don’t keep any sharp instuments on the nightstand do you?

You keep going till she passes out wherever. Then you smoke, drink some scotch, and sleep on the couch or the sofa.

Is the question “who sleeps in the wet spot” or “who made the wet spot?”

I thought that it was “who made it”.

I like to think I made it, indirectly.

Who made the wet spot? I think its generally pretty split between coming from both.
Who sleeps in the wet spot? Depends what part of the bed we end up finishing on :P

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy states that a towel is the most important item a hitchhiker can have. It describes the towel as a multipurpose tool which can be converted into such things as a sail for a makeshift raft, a gas mask, a blindfold and a weapon for hand-to-hand combat. (or to cover the wetspot on the bed)

How do you ‘own’ a wet spot? We call it ‘puddle ick’ btw. Love the Q.

Bottoms have it! Tops are free! *Wait… hold the presses, I did it again.

*I just actually READ your question sorry…

That would usually be the dude in optimal situations…

*But the one on the bottom should still have to lay in it. Or change the sheets either or.

One time, it ended up looking like a heart. I kid you not. D’awwww.

@Jude That’s biological awesomeness on an orgasmic level!

Wet spot goes to the person who shares its side of the bed.

It’s usually me because, for some reason we usually seem to end up, mostly, messing about on the side of the bed that I sleep on. I don’t care and I certainly don’t bother putting a towel down before we get started. We don’t usually plan sex anyway so I am not going to stop half way through foreplay to go and get a towel!

Edit: I thought this question was about who sleeps in the wet spot. Both of us made it though.