If for some weird reason your username on this site would officially become your real name, what would that change in your life?
Some unknown force, or a very powerful sorcerer or something like that pops up, and declares that your Fluther username is now your official real name. At your work, place of study, on your identification cards and all that…even your family and friends would call you that, as if that had always been your name. They would have no recollection of your actual name; nobody would.
Of course, some usernames would raise eyebrows, since many aren’t actually names. But remember, this would be as if it had always been.
What kinda messed up stories would your parents have to tell you about why they named you what they did? (based on how you know them, just imagine if they actually did name you what your username is) How would your name affect your life? Would it, even? Could you get a job? Would you get laughed at? Would it be epic as all hell?
Merely a fun and silly question I just thought of, which might not be all that fun, and mostly just retarded, really. So, life as your Fluther username; how would that go?
(I apologize to the people who may have used their actual names as usernames, but feel free to join in too, if you got something to share :) )