Could we go Fluther trick or treating?

If you come to my door you get a choice of Baby Ruth, Mounds, or Crunch. Well, that is what I used to have when I had trick or treaters come to my door. If I thought they would come I would buy candy, but I live on a road with no sidewalk, so they don’t come here.

I also have a stash of kraft caramel squares. Those I actually do have in my house right now. I don’t bother to melt them, I just take a bite of apple and then a bite of the caramel. Less clean up.

On Novemeber 1st I like to visit someone with kids and trade candy for my leftovers. MaryJanes and Peanut Chews would make my day.

I only offer candy that I intend to enjoy as leftovers, so you get a mini Aero bar, some rockets, and a few Tootsie Pops… but I have to see your costume first.

Edit: Wait, I just realized you aren’t actually the spitting image of JLP. Must. Read. Details…

Not till you say “Trick or treat.” I’m going to stand here and wait as long as it takes.

Trick-or-treat, smell my feet, gimmie sumpin good to eat.
If you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll pull down your underwear!

Dibs on banana laffy taffys and baby ruths!!

my nephews taught me that lol

I used to give out Baby Ruth’s but it is so hard to find babies named Ruth anymore….

I wish. My daughter and I worked our butts off for half a bag of candy tonight. No one had their porch light on. :/

I’m treating myself tomorrow and buying a bag of Reese’s for all the walking I did tonight. ;)

I guess my avatar is a bit of a treat for some. And my sn seems to trick quite a few folks into thinking I’m a girl. I wish I had a real treat or a real trick though… I’ll try and think something up.

A treat for you.

I’m afraid it’s a trick! You walked all this way and nobody was home.

Is something tickling your head? Look up!! It is a big hairy, huntsman spider hanging from the eaves!

If you check in the plant pot next to the door, there are lollies in there as a reward for not waking the neighbours by screaming.

Here is a nice Treat for you!

Sorry that I already ate all of the candy

Here is another Treat that I know you will appreciate.

Sing me a song if you want candy. Preferably, not Fish Heads. It brings back bad memories.

^ I find that very interesting.

I would have gone trick or treating, but I had to A) go to my 8-year-old neighbor’s party which was awesome and B) my parents made me stay home Monday and give out candy.
But it was fun.