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Can we make a nonsense thread?

Asked by zensky (13283 points ) November 5th, 2011

Too much animosity – and I take responsibility for some of it. I have mood swings, I do not suffer fools gladly and my buttons are sometimes easily pushed. I won’t go into why – that was for the first couple of Zens a few years ago.

So – sorry – and let’s have some fun – the Fluther way.

Write what you want – but make it about Peace and Love.

From jabberwocky to the great writers of the 21st century – nonsense is a wonderful medium for great minds – and, Gail might agree with me, a good way to improve your language skills.

I have also read that psycho-linguists say that it improves language skills, and mental skills in general. Like puzzles, sudoku and the ilk.

So have fun. Grumpyfish say: nasty be flagged; funny be lurved.

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amujinx's avatar

I’ll fall back to my usual nonsense phrase: Millenium hand and shrimp.

zensky's avatar

Thanks for being the firstiest thirstiest lurveliest jelly.

tom_g's avatar

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

Coloma's avatar

A misty mountain morning sun is barely up
all cozy in my jammies with folgers in my cup

My house is warm and blissful
the cat plays on the floor
listening to the mules bray from behind the red barns door :-)

Sunny2's avatar

Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty one, except my grandmother, who has a little red bicycle.

CWOTUS's avatar

I already feel pretty nonsensical. Today I came in to “work” on a Saturday to escape my cold, dark house. I brought Willow the Wonder Dorg in so that she could be warm for the first time this week. I’m sitting in a conference room with Willow wandering around and occasionally woofing at nothing.

And I’m charging a car battery in case the power is still off when I get home and I have to pump – that is “I will definitely have to pump” – the sump in the basement.

I’ve had enough of nonsense this week (Fluther excepted). I’m ready for rationality again. Oh, and to start tossing the contents of my refrigerator. That’ll be fun, too.

jazmina88's avatar

egg Mc and coffee and baileys say: Love the dog, get the flannel sheets. Why did I buy 6 cans of butter?

HungryGuy's avatar

How can we have a nonsense thread without someone mentioning the Frizzer?

Mariah's avatar

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

rebbel's avatar

Makes sense this no.
(n).

Kardamom's avatar

Nippity bippity flippity flappity shimmity shammity shoo!

The seasons are a changin’ how about you?

harple's avatar

@Mariah __“You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense. —Goodness, I wish I’d come up with this response myself!

Ywibble.

bob_'s avatar

Giraffe.

HungryGuy's avatar

Ich wil den Klavierstein!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

FUTTERWACKEN!!!

ucme's avatar

Palin for President!!

Symbeline's avatar

So I’m watching Zombi 3 yesterday. One part in there always makes me laugh so much.

A group of people are stranded in a small hotel. One girl, Rita, is affected by the virus, and is suffering. This other chick and some dude are by her side, being really worried, of course. They’re on this desolate resort with nothing but zombies around.

While somewhat tending to the sick Rita, the guy tells the other girl;

’‘I think we should go look for a doctor together.’’

In which she replies;

’‘Yes, I think I’d like to go’’. Then they fuck off on a jeep and go and get killed.

But the funny thing about her reply…it sounds so much more like…

’‘Yeah, I’d like to get the hell out of here. Fuck Rita!’’

This part just did NOT seem like they wanted to help poor Rita lol. But this is real bad acting the whole way through, which is what gives this movie most of its awesome factor.

lillycoyote's avatar

I’m not exactly as nonsensient being, but I can’t make up nonsense myself, not on call, not off the top of my head. I can generate a lot of nonsense but it’s usually spontaneous. But I will post a few of my favorite silly Tom Lehrer songs in the spirit of nonsense and silliness.

This one may not be so peace and lovey as requested, at least not in regard to pigeons.

Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

and (this one’s dedicated to Auggie and the Fluther whip:-)

The Masochism Tango

and,

with apologies to any Boy Scouts out there,

Be Prepared

I always have trouble choosing just one of something.

Sunny2's avatar

@lillycoyote Tom Lehrer was great. thanks for reminding me.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint – it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… stuff.

lillycoyote's avatar

@Sunny2 He was great, wasn’t he? And I forgot about him for a while too. My aunt is a big fan of his and I when I went to visit her a couple of years ago we listened to a lot Lehrer. It was fun to “discover” him all over again.

flutherother's avatar

There are no hot cross buns in China
There are very few in Peru.
You can buy a top hat in New Zealand
And a glass eye for 1.52.

Ken Dodd

Blackberry's avatar

Buttsecks. That is all.

Sunny2's avatar

@lillycoyote I think I’ll do that too. I used to know some of his songs by heart. I can still hear his voice in my head.
And Elaine May and Mike Nichols’ routines. ” . . . Delseys with lanolin plus . . . and into that softness sinks the weight of the world. . ” (Delseys was toilet paper) I want to hear that again.

CWOTUS's avatar

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lambsie divy.

FutureMemory's avatar

Fact from Fiction

Kardamom's avatar

Poop from Friction

CWOTUS's avatar

Fracking Diction

Symbeline's avatar

How do I use the three seashells? I’m a primate.

wilma's avatar

Lute, cupcake, stone, wisk, pickle.
Just some words I like.

flutherother's avatar

Vintage Goon Show nonsense from Spike Milligan.

Sunny2's avatar

A real oldie: Spike Jones. Cocktails for Two?

Blueroses's avatar

How can you be in two places at once, when you’re not anywhere at all?
Firesign Theater

Coloma's avatar

@Blueroses Heh..Firesign Theater, Dead Cat Soap, you get a whole dead cat in every bar! LOL

Blueroses's avatar

@Coloma classic!
“I want to go home, it’s getting dark. The sun is going down…”
“No, you’re confused. The horizon is moving up. Let’s stand him on his head… There you see? Now it’s morning!
“Aww, he’s no fun. He fell right over.

smilingheart1's avatar

Up in the sky, a man in a plane
Baron von Richthofen was his name

Raven_Rising's avatar

@Blueroses Hey, don’t crush that dwarf…hand me the pliers :)

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

The night was dark
The sky was blue
Around the corner
A shitwagon flew.
A bump was hit
A scream was heard
And a man was killed
By a flyin’ terd.

MilkyWay's avatar

Bananas!

linguaphile's avatar

Most people believe that the rhetorical alchemist has a change of heart about a debutante, but they need to remember how feverishly the unseemly curse feels nagging remorse. A curse beyond a curse, the toothpick for a fetishist, and a lovely shadow are what got Desdemona into trouble. Now and then, the wobbly fetishist throws the trombone at an espadrille. Seriously, @zensky, seriously.

Symbeline's avatar

So I’m watching an AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) video, and he’s reviewing Independence Day for the PlayStation 1. Basically, he plays really bad games, gets pissed off and makes fun of them.

At the end of the review, he holds up the game case to his face and screams at it; You filthy animal!!

I could not stop laughing. I was at work thinking about it, and started trying not to laugh. Man, that was funny lmao. I’m laughing about it right now. :D

HungryGuy's avatar

I can’t make purple cats, but I can make cats purple.

reijinni's avatar

Tebow walked into a strip joint and stayed for a while.

AshLeigh's avatar

My wall looks amazing. O.o So much random, I can hardly stand it.

rebbel's avatar

About 100% of obese people are overweight.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Mama always said life is like a box of trout, but she didn’t know why.

linguaphile's avatar

Only one McDonald’s in the world has turquoise arches. Officials in Sedona, Arizona, thought yellow would clash with the natural red rock.

http://mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/

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