So, uh...when is fluther coming to do my dishes?

And now they have a crush on me… awww… they also said I’m their favorite… oh wait, scratch that… I wasn’t supposed to tell.

Sorry but I got dibs on being their favorite ; )
They will be over to do your dishes as soon as they’re done with mine : )
Welcome to Fluther!

I’ll do them, but there’s going to be a “price”.

You have to reach 10K before they do your dishes. I won’t tell you what they do at 30K!

@janbb Actually, that explains a few things . . .

Wow! What fun answers!!! LOL Thanks all!

They keep telling me I need to brush my teeth. Maybe I need to change my avatar.

@Dutchess_III, they say I look great but my desk is a mess! How do they know? LOL

I’m looking dapper <fluffs hair>….. change your avie @Dutchess_III!!

shit. EE speaks, Dutchess listen.

LOL Much cuter @Dutchess_III ; )

@EmptyNest you should take @Blackberry up on that!!

Yeah, well, now they’re saying “You look jaundiced. Get some sun.

try rebootin? lol

@EnchantingEla, there’s an idea! @Blackberry, what’s the price?

@EmptyNest That’s ruins the joke. I shouldn’t say lol.

LOL… awwwww!

I don’t know, but they better have a comfy couch.
Also, my desk is NOT a mess.

I’m hoping they’ll come rake my yard. The leaves they are a flutherin’. lol

I’ve gotten smarter and I also smell good.

Fluther is Big Brother.

Let me know when they fold the laundry and I will be interested.

Good hair affirmations are wonderful, never wonderdull

I just noticed a new one, Here comes your boss. Look busy!
They’re right as well, the wife has just entered the room :¬)

…They told me to take my shoes off and stay awhile. Are they blind? I still have my pajamas on! I ain’t going no where.

It was boring without me. Blimey, things must have been really slow…

No Stinley – it really was boring without you!

I had to have the dog lick them clean cuz they were really piling up!

@blueiiznh, that’s really funny!!

They want to know if I’ll be their neighbor…only if they move next door to me!