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I need a gift idea.

Asked by mowens (8403points) December 2nd, 2011

The gift is for my friend, AJ. I used to work with him.

I want it to be funny. We constantly make fun of him for being short… so I would like to work that in. When we worked together, I called him “Lil Money.”

Maybe we could work that in too. I thought this would be good.

http://www.amazon.com/Short-stories-Alphonso-1864-1924-Smith/dp/1171878095/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1322848515&sr=8-1

But I was hoping someone could come up with a better short joke.

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I think focusing on anything other than his height would be nicer.

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mowens's avatar

Hahaha. Nice, yes… but he always calls me dumb, and for my birthday he got me hooked on phonics.

So it is on.

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@mowens That makes it different. Give me a minute.

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Randy Newman’s Short People CD?

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mowens's avatar

OOoh excellent. Any other ideas?

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mowens's avatar

It’s only 5 bucks, I was hoping for something more epic…. I already ordered it though. Hahah

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

A Wizard of Id comic book with a certificate naming him the King. The King is really short.

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tedd's avatar

dude easy… get him one of those little mobile step stools

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Judi's avatar

go to stupid.com. You can find the funniest gifts there.

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Coloma's avatar

A penis enlarger as a gag gift? ;-D

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Blackberry's avatar

A Lexus with a bow on it, like in the commercials.

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mowens's avatar

Love it.

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Sunny2's avatar

A yard stick. (You can sometimes find them free at yard good stores but they are very inexpensive.)

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hokustalkshow's avatar

One hundred dollar bill printed toilet paper for lil money

http://wellgifted.co/very-funny-fathers-day-gift-ideas/

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