What's something good that's happened today?

Yay! That is awesome!

I heard a joke that made me laugh.

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Okay, but I told my dad this morning, and he didn’t think it was funny… so, that’s my warning. ;)

Noted physicists Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving along in a car when they get pulled over. The police officer strolls up and asks “do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies “well, not really, but I can tell you just where I was.”
The officer finds this peculiar response to be grounds for a search, and the physicists grant permission and pop the trunk. Upon inspection of the trunk, the police officer finds a dead cat, he walks back to the window and inquires, “are you aware there’s a dead cat in your trunk?”
Schrodinger replies “well I am now.”

Yukyukyuk. Holy cow, this joke really tickles me. Haha.

OMG. I don’t understand it either, but that totally cracked me up.

@Adirondackwannabe he got it. He just wasn’t amused? I have no idea. His response was “ok.”
So, I said “what do you mean ok??” He said he got it. I told him that I expected him to get it, but I also thought he would laugh… to which he replied “ha.” (This was all via text message.) I told him he was a party pooper. :)
Maybe I’m easily amused, but it has been cracking me up all day. I don’t know why, exactly, it’s just so clever.

It’s been an uneventful Sunday, clearly.

Congratulations, @Adirondackwannabe.

As for me, I’m breathing, my tummy is full, I have a nice place to sleep, and Battlefield 3 online multiplayer is really fun. That’s all good stuff that’s happened for me today.

I’ve got an electric heater in my bedroom after proving my room was the coldest one in the house. Now I’m feeling all cosy :)

@ANef_is_Enuf : I got it and I loved it! Your dad’s a schlump if he didn’t laugh. It’s funny!

Had a great long walk with Zup in the sunshine. Sometimes it’s the littlest things. Then I read Neffie’s joke…

Well, I’m not grouneded. That’s always good. Also, I have a great week in front of me. First time in a long time I’ve been looking forward to Monday.
And we put up our Christmas decorations today. Put me in a jolly mood.

@ANef_is_Enuf I understood it and laughed so hard!
@Adirondackwannabe That’s good news! Your nephew’s a fighter!

I have just found out the garden centre has had a delivery of seedlings today and more to the point, the varieties I want to plant will be available tomorrow, I’m very happy about that, it’s almost Christmas and I have left this for too long but I figure with the warm weather and intermittent days of rain we are experiencing at the moment the little plants will rocket away and even begin flowering before the 25th, well that’s plan anyway…....

I loved your joke @Adirondackwannabe, I enjoy humour like that.

I’m most likely going to wake up and be in relatively good health, with a roof over my head and enough money to pay for what I need and my dog will be incredibly happy to see me and I will have the same good friends and family that I had they day before, and I might call them and they will probably make me laugh and there will be a few other good things that happen too, who knows? There might be some bad things that happen too. You never know.

One of the ladies that brings her Labrador along to dog training told me that she would like me to have the dog if she dies (in the dog’s lifetime). Whilst I hope the lady doesn’t pass away any time soon, she is poorly (and quite elderly) and I am touched that she trusts me enough to take care of her dog who I adore.

I got a Christmas gift from a mystery Fluther user today. Someone on here really likes me. They sent me four huge pillows. If I put them all on my bed, they take up almost all the room. I’m serious, that’s how big these are. I knew this was coming for a bit, got a head’s up and all and was asked some bit of info, but I didn’t know what the gift was or anything. I mean somebody went to all the work to get this done, and they paid for the pillows. So that made me totally fucking happy. A great big thank you to them. :) The pillows are wonderful, and frankly, even though I have a bunch, I was in some need of new ones. :)

^That is a great story!