Social Question

john65pennington's avatar

What do you think Santa Claus eats all year long to keep his weight?

Asked by john65pennington (29057 points ) December 14th, 2011

Question: what do you think Santa Claus eats all year long to keep his weight? Is it food, beer, egg nog?

Observing members: 0 Composing members: 0

10 Answers

Blackberry's avatar

Elves and snowcones.

ucme's avatar

Nowt, he’s just bloated on his overblown ego.
Either that or he feasts on the tortured souls of non believers.

erichw1504's avatar

Snowcrab.

Aster's avatar

Salads. He just sits around eating salads while Mrs Claus buys/wraps all the toys on sale. So he gains weight.

Response moderated (Writing Standards)
judochop's avatar

He is an avid gamer. I have him on my Xbox friends list. Dude, is always eating.

muppetish's avatar

All those cookies he stocked up on.

Symbeline's avatar

Bad kids.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

“Figgy Pudding”.

@ucme would know what figgy pudding is. ;)

Coloma's avatar

Well, obviously Mrs. Claus is very good at feeding her Santa man up, most likely lots of gingerbread and cookies and hot cocoa. I prefer to think that Santa doesn’t roast his Reindeer. ;-)

Answer this question

Login

or

Join

to answer.
Your answer will be saved while you login or join.

Have a question? Ask Fluther!

What do you know more about?
or
Knowledge Networking @ Fluther