Are you looking forward to the development of non-lethal weapons?

Raytheon just filed a patent for a riot shield which will use low-frequency sound waves to disrupt breathing and cause all those filthy hippies endangering our brave peace officers to collapse unconscious from lack of oxygen. Other non-lethal weapons already being worked on include mass-effect tasers (which would electrify vast fields of ionized gas) and improvements to the sound cannons which are have been used with great success against the traitorous anarchists, unionists, and liberals who illegally disrupt the process of capitalism.

When the deployment of non-lethal weapons allows our brave men in blue to effectively clear the streets of unwashed, patchouli-reeking communists and traitors so business can be properly conducted without opposition, will you celebrate the return of decency to society?