What does every male need?

Racking my brain on this one. Most men need a jackknife, duct tape and a walking stick.

Pocket Vagina.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies You want one made out of those materials?
I want to party with you. :)

A flask

Every man needs a hobby… You simply buy them wood, stone or metal and instruction into carving…but you could make a real cool wooden finger ring with as many of the items you mentioned.

A shower.

Gloves. A backscratcher.

Wallet

Soft leather might work @Adirondackwannabe. Couldn’t be any worse than those plastic ones.

A clothes brush/hair brush/shoe cleaning brush.

A belt.

A Bolo tie. Yes, every man needs a bolo tie.

I always carry a pocket watch, so a watch fob and or a money clip are always welcome

With wood, stone and metal….Hmmmm It would be cool if every man had a mace ball.

A razor
A box for his razor
A belt

@Nullo a razor would be wasted on me. I have a $200 Dovo straight razor that I have used 3 times in the last 10 years. Santa has to have his beard you know.

For his birthday, my son got a leather mug treated to be waterproof.

A custom beer stein I think would be something I would really like. This strays into ceramics, but making a wax model and making the mold and all the intricate stuff that would go into making one would be a neat project!

A pipe