[NSFW] Do you have a weird fringe fetish to which you're willing to admit?

As a part-time pornographer who is also asexual, I’ve had a decades-long fascination with fringe fetishes. I collect weird fetishes for examination the same way some people collect postage stamps. To qualify as a weird fetish, it has to be something really out of the ordinary. I don’t care if you get off on feet or like to be tied up or occasionally insert foreign objects into various bodily cavities. That stuff is commonplace and boring to me.

Do you have a really weird fetish? Something which will astound and amaze me? I warn you, I’ve heard them all:

- Giant/Giantess fetishists, who are aroused by fantasies of 500 foot tall men and women crushing them underfoot or gobbling them up like french fries or being used as dildos – or suppositories.

- Stuckies, who get off on either being glued to something or seeing someone immobilized in some way by being adhered to an object. Even something like the thought of being trapped in an elevator is enough to blow a stucky’s hair back.

- ‘Looners, for whom balloons are objects of intense erotic attraction, and for whom the squeak of flesh against balloon is practically orgasmic.

- Living statue, the fantasy of either being turned to stone, or having a partner who is. It also includes the classic “time stop” fantasy in which a person can stop time for everyone except him- or herself, allowing for all sorts of imaginary erotic escapades.

- Flatphiles, who fantasize about being flattened like a living blanket (or having a sex partner who is), used or abused while unable to do anything except perhaps undulate helplessly.

- Vore, involving fantasies of being swallowed alive (or swallowing someone alive), either being gobbled up snake-fashion or reduced in size small enough to be gulped down like a living pill.

- Age regression/accession, fantasies in which people are either regressed to the age of pre-adolescent children, or children being magically aged to sexual maturity in an instant.

I’ve also known people with seemingly unique sexual kinks. One woman I knew liked to have her nipples nailed to a board by her husband (though they could only do it on special occasions, since it took so long for her nipples to heal). Another liked to let beetles crawl over her naked body. One man I knew enjoyed having his prostate electrified by a Lionel train transformer (with one wire going up his urethra and the other up his ass with the prostate in between); he said his wife didn’t get it, but she was a good sport and ran the juice for him. He added helpfully for others who might want to try that if you smell something buring, you’re not doing it right.

Do you think you have a fetish which will blow my circuits? You think you have a kink which will impress me and grow my collection? Let’s hear it!