Social Question

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Hey guys... Could this girl could kick your ass?

Asked by RealEyesRealizeRealLies (29505 points ) January 9th, 2012

As beautiful and feminine as she is, I view her as a true athlete that if truth be admitted, could probably kick my ass if she really wanted to.

Could you take her in a fight if you had to fight her? I mean, if she was really coming to hurt you bad, do you think you could defend yourself? I’ve been in a lot of fist fights over the years… but for some reason, I’m not sure I’d want to fight this girl. I’m not confident that I could defend myself against her in a violent encounter. Could you?

Observing members: 0 Composing members: 0

18 Answers

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I’m not a “guy,” so I guess it doesn’t matter. I have no doubt, whatsoever, that it takes dedication and athleticism to dance like this. That doesn’t necessarily mean that she is an effective fighter.
Beautiful video, though.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Sexist as it is, I would have trouble hitting a woman unless really provoked. There’s a little secret if you ever watch women boxing. Most of them don’t take body shots well.

King_Pariah's avatar

Knowing some passive defensive moves, I could take her and not feel terrible for harming a lady. However if say she hurt someone of significance to me, well, she’d be one dead lass.

john65pennington's avatar

Just bring out the taser, so not to injure her talented body.

SavoirFaire's avatar

I respect her athleticism, but I am fairly confident my martial arts skills would defeat her pole dancing skills.

rebbel's avatar

“Hey guys… Could this girl could kick your ass?”

Yes. Please!

Response moderated (Writing Standards)
Judi's avatar

One girl to another, this was totally beautiful. Nothing but respect here!

Blackberry's avatar

She was dancing, not fighting, so I can’t tell until I see her shoryuken someone.

elbanditoroso's avatar

For a russian woman, she certainly knows her Poles.

Jude's avatar

Mmmmm….

LuckyGuy's avatar

Back in the day, I took karate and combat style self defense. Our group was coed and they fixed us up with partners about our own size and weight. I was matched with “Monica”. Twice a week I rolled on the mats and got sweaty with her.
She could kick higher, was way more flexible, and could do a perfect roundhouse kick to the head. I could only get chest high, but was very fast. When I made contact it was only 1 point score per hit. She on the other hand, could kick a foot above my head and got 2 points if she made contact.
I could block her kick, but if let my guard down for an instant she would get me.
She could kick my ass – but she’d be hurting too.

I would be distracted by this one.

Brian1946's avatar

@LuckyGuy

“Our group was coed and they fixed us up with partners about our own size and weight. I was matched with “Monica”. Twice a week I rolled on the mats and got sweaty with her.
She could kick higher, was way more flexible, and could do a perfect roundhouse kick to the head. I could only get chest high, but was very fast. When I made contact it was only 1 point score per hit. She on the other hand, could kick a foot above my head and got 2 points if she made contact.
I could block her kick, but if let my guard down for an instant she would get me.
She could kick my ass….”

I’m more turned on by “Monica” than I am by the pole dancer. If I had been in a similar situation, I too would consider myself to be a @LuckyGuy. ;-)

filmfann's avatar

She could try!

AshLeigh's avatar

I’d fight her all night long. ;)

Paradox25's avatar

I don’t believe that the video really shows anything that pertains to how good of a fighter she is. I think that I would let her win though.

downtide's avatar

I think any girl with more than one leg could kick my ass quite easily.

LuckyGuy's avatar

@Brian1946 Monica was absolutely vicious! We were supposed to pull head shots and not make intentional contact. She would swing that roundhouse kick right by my ear and I’d hear the whoosh. It was scary. I learned to block and nail her in the midsection before she got her leg back down. It was excellent practice. Sadly I didn’t “get lucky”.

Answer this question

Login

or

Join

to answer.
Your answer will be saved while you login or join.

Have a question? Ask Fluther!

What do you know more about?
or
Knowledge Networking @ Fluther