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Play silly definitions with me?

Asked by Stinley (6184 points ) January 16th, 2012

All you have to do is think of a clever but silly definition of a word.

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Stinley's avatar

I’ll start.

Pursue
The hunt for a new purse

rebbel's avatar

Contactract.
Obtaining a contact.

talljasperman's avatar

Oxi -morons…. The guys who advertise on Infomercials at 3am while hawking crappy products with an inappropriate excess of false zeal.

digitalimpression's avatar

Congruent – A prisoner by the name of gruent.

fizzbanger's avatar

Treadmill [n.]: A torture device perfected in the 20th century, designed to destroy one’s mind through sensory deprivation and monotony.

(stolen from Runner’s World magazine)

gearedtolaugh's avatar

Doctor- A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

rebbel's avatar

Silly
Foolish, minor illness.

mazingerz88's avatar

@fizzbanger You mean to say Dreadmill? Lol.

downtide's avatar

Adolescents – the smells that come from a teenager’s bedroom… (ewww)

Keep_on_running's avatar

Belate : a lesser-known thinly veiled insult meaning please don’t turn up to the party.

mazingerz88's avatar

Assassination – any country upon which any citizen with a buttock is breaking the law.

gearedtolaugh's avatar

Category- A gory horror movie about cats.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Internet- A net that is between two things

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Doggedly- The action of sniffing someone’s ass

Brian1946's avatar

Meteorology- the study of meteors.

Politics- having more than one tic.

Paleontology- the science of pales, which also includes bucket lists.

Mammal- exhibiting mamma-like qualities.

Reptile- a tile with a forked tongue and scaly-ass skin.

Asstrology- the study of heavenly hindquarters.

Narcokleptic- someone who has a compulsion to steal drugs.

lloydbird's avatar

Relish – A bit like a rel.

rebbel's avatar

Minute.
A very small part of a day.

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