When you were a child, what did you think lived under your bed/in your closet/was coming to "get you" at night?
If you didn’t have any irrational fears in your childhood, I will be forced to believe that you are very strange.
When I was little I thought that Satan lived under my bed, at night, and that if I didn’t tuck my feet into the covers he would grab me by the ankles and drag me to Hell.
Before Satan, I thought it was a giant, demonic alligator.
How about you?