What or whom would you quote on a cheese label?

If Moo-sic be the food of love…

Philip K. Dick on all of them, without explanation

“There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive. ”

“Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.”

“There will come a time when it isn’t ‘They’re spying on me through my phone’ anymore. Eventually, it will be ‘My phone is spying on me.”

“The problem with introspection is that it has no end.”

That picture gallery of quotes on cheese had a lot of typos. :p

“If you don’t like this cheese, is it the cheeses fault, or is it you that’s the problem? Huh?!”

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
Charles De Gaulle, President of France, 1959 – 1969

Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Clifton Paul Fadiman

Cheeses saves.

In cheese we trust. It worked on our money.

”Croque-monsieur? Add ham.”

“The Moon just got a bit smaller.”

The religious song: “What a friend we have in Cheeses”

Some Nietzsche or Hume.

I was thinking a cow but it seemed too cliche.

“I stink, therefore I am” – Descurds

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

“From age sixteen I market cheese.” Le Manager.

“Du pin, du vin, some cheese…., fin.”

“Liberté, égalité, fromageré”

‘Say Cheese! You’re on Candid Camera!”

“What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?” – Bertholt Brecht

“Who moved my cheese?”

The cheese stands alone.

One of my favorite (and oft-repeated) quotes is from Robinson Crusoe:

“Manys the time I’ve dreamt of cheese – toasted mainly.”

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou. Oh, and grab the brie.”

Swiss Cheese Label

“The cheese that Christians eat. It’s Holy”

(swiss cheese is full of holes)

Cheese Louise?

If we’re talking about goat cheese, I would say “Feta Compli”

“Whenever you’re in doubt, ask yourself, ’What would cheeses do?’”

In a Gouda Velveeta Baby!

@Kardamom Brilliant!

Be cheesed on not cheesed off!

I see this thread is ripe for cheesy humor. Keep ‘em coming!

“There is no try. There is only fondue or not fondue.”

Don’t be a fondue ingenue! Don’t be a raclette coquette! Be all that you can Brie!

What is the only cheese that is made backwards?

Music:

Some Kind of Bleu.

Lady Sings the Bleus.

My Bleu Heaven.

Don’t it Make your Brunost Bleu.

Dunlop, been there.

Done that, Gruyere.

Is there an answer to your riddle @flutherother?

Cheshire? I hardly know her!

@Blueroses There is but I’m not telling you.

EDAM of course

2 things…..

Be careful how you cut the cheese.
and
It’s a party with Havarti.

@elbanditoroso That’s it! Great answer.

@smilingheart1 Whoa…that’s epic!

I’ve created a muenster!