NSFW- What is the most inappropriate thing someone has said to you you secretly enjoyed?

When I was married my husbands friend told me he was sorry I was married to his best friend, that if I weren’t, he would hit on me. He was very attractive, so it was kind of nice to hear that.

I want to get up in them guts right now.

isn’t my husband romantic? ;)

^Jon rocks!

“Your ass is so amazing and hot, I just want to see it bounce.” My ass is kind of hot…
“Puerto Rican’s are good at having sex right?” I just thought that was funny…
“Your boobs deserve to be motor-boated.” This just creeps me out, but I liked it.

One of my gay male friends is always going on about how much he loves my ‘pillows’. It’s his code word for ‘boobs’.

My ex-wife telling me she hated me for divorcing her. Oh god sweet victory.

@Blackberry HA

I’m interested to see more of these as well.

My husband’s former boss was staring at me one afternoon, at a friend’s wedding, and said, “I don’t mean to be rude, but your boobs look awesome.” It made me smile and my smile kept my husband from decking him.

“I’ll give you another black eye.” I love the idea of peace and love. But when people tell me that line, I really wish they’d back it up and try it. I’d like to see what really happens and who get’s what :D

Older man in suit and tie to me, a 20 something student looking in a shop window in Manhattan:
“Those jeans really do your ass justice…”

LAWL!
I wish this question had more answers. I wan enjoying reading them…

Recently…

“You’re a racist bitch that no one else could love! :D” -Josh

“I’m bout to get up in your sugar walls”

“your legs go right up and make a complete ass outta themselves”

“Hey, those are nice C-cups you got there”

Things I’ve told girls that they later told me they thought was hilarious.

“i could do backflips on that ass, girl”