What is your pick for the least romantic supposed "love song" out there?

Leading on from marinelife’s question, as soon as I saw it I suddenly got Meatloaf’s “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad” stuck in my head and it hasn’t gone away. Maybe I’m just bitter about Valentine’s day and my brain decided to pick the least romantic song I could think of. Can you think of any more songs that are purported as love songs but just don’t cut it? Please share!