To settle a dispute, which do you prefer: Monster, or Chicken?

Too bad these are my only options. I would choose sabers at 20 feet to settle any disputes.

Monster mixes with vodka. Monster wins.

Please nobody put fingers in any noses over this ladies.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought… That wasn’t me. We do have another sister. XD

Tentacle Monster, of course.
I do not even know what a tentacle chicken would look like.

Guinness

What the heck is “Chicken”? I know my poultry but comparing that to energy drinks is a stretch.

Bacon

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought… We’re comparing consumable items. :P
I do agree that Monster is the best beverage. However, chicken is freaking delicious… xD

Seriously, guys? I clearly stated that those were the only options. Please…

Chicken. Can’t make a monster energy drink (which are terrible anyhow) into a chicken bacon ranch sandy.

@AshLeigh Your winters must be really really long.

I go with Chicken, monster is okay every now and then

@Adirondackwannabe… Pfffft. Only eight months. ;D

Monster. Is. King.

Chicken is delicious. Monster is a close second, my dear sister.

No. The other way around. my love. Admit it, or suffer my wrath.
I will conquer your face with my foot.

Come at me, bro!!!
I am healthier. Because I don’t kill my kidneys with Monster. Yeah, I went there.

actually I believe I am king. it’s in my username. :P

^^ Agreed.

I don’t like Monster, and I do like chicken. So I’ll go with chicken.

But why would anyone use chicken to settle a debate? ~

Disagree

@SavoirFaire… Long story? :D Sibling Rivalry… You know. XD

‎Erikah: If you love chicken more than you love Monster, then you’re loving Monster in all the wrong ways, and you don’t deserve to have Monster.
Me: You can sucks my Monster.
Erikah: You can suck my Chicken.

That’s why. And then we decided it was a matter for Fluther.

Only..The “Me” is Ash-Leigh.

Status copy and paster.

@AshLeigh has some poor grammar then… “You can sucks my Monster?” tsk tsk tsk

Typo. Not poor grammar. Haha.

Dispute Resolution Center

Valid question.
Is it our fault if they choose to ignore the rules of the question?
Also, you have yet to pick a team.

After much contemplation and being a grammar/spelling/typo nazi I’m jumping ship. :P

I’m out too. This just lost all fun.

Valid question: Poll

User: Which do you prefer: Monster or Chicken?

Cleverbot: Aliens.

or

Me:
which do you prefer: Monster or Chicken?
God:
I always prefer the more expensive one.

Fun slayer.
Everyone was having a dandy old time until you decided to come tell us what to do again.

I hate both.

Blargh, Monster is gross. I hate energy drinks. Last time I had one, my heart started to hurt. And they all taste like medicine.

I sure as seven hells prefer chicken. Or beer. Beer wins. And so does Bo Rai Cho. Flawless Victory!!

beer

You must try chicken sauteed with onions, garilc and Monster! Best thing in the world!

… @Sunny2, I hope you’re joking. XD

@AshLeigh It’s worth a try. I have no idea what Monster is, but I’m an adventurous cook. You can saute in any liquid, but I wouldn’t use lye, India ink, or Milk of Magnesia. Monster, though, that sounds possible. What does it taste like?

Like heaven? I’m so bad at describing taste…
How can you have never had a monster? Do you not drink Energy drinks? Do they not have Monster where you’re from? This upsets me. Haha.

Chicken. SO much more versatile.

Dandelion & burdock, with a bag of midget gems.

@AshLeigh I mostly drink just water, but I could use a little more energy. I’ll look for Monster.

@Sunny2, let me know what you think. :D