If you were a homeless person, what would your cardboard sign say?
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March 1st, 2012
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Keep Out!
I have my cave all picked out, so I wouldn’t really be homeless by my standards. Society however has a different definition of homeless.
“Expert marksman, you don’t give me money, I keeelllll you.”
Rest in peace. I wouldn’t survive one day out in the cold and filth.
“Keep your fuckin’ dollar, asshole!”
There are beautiful birds, here and there, on the television; they’re beautiful; but they don’t have any dollars to give me so fuck them, I need a dollar.
The line is shamelessly stolen from this song.
My other home’s a penthouse in Beverly Hills.
“Thank you for sharing your good fortune”
There are signs I’ve seen with guys holding signs that said ” Too Ugly To Prostitute ”. I thought it was kind of quirky but knowing the situation it’s sad.
Need help to get back on feet… is what my sign would say.
Will Engineer for Housing!
F=MA, V=IR, PV=nRT
‘Can I stay at your place?’
“Have a nice day!” and I would smile and wave.
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Screw it, I’m done trying. Drugs or alcohol please.
“Be grateful that you can walk away from this”
Well, I’d be pushing around a shopping cart with my pet geese in it, sooo, my sign would say ” Can you spare some bread?”
It would say: “AT LEAST I STILL HAVE THE TONIGHT SHOW”
“WILL WORK FOR SEX!” : ))
@CaptainHarley are there days when your sign would read “will work AT sex”?
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLMAO!!!!! (and I have NEVER said that before @rojo)!!!! Oh, that was great!
“Free fortune telling. Tips over $10 appreciated.”
“Help me, I am a teacher.”
I’m a teacher. I don’t need help. Except…I’m in jail is all.
@Dutchess_III WTF? You’re in jail? What’d you do, “google” a student????
Can I hang out with you for awhile?
@rojo
That would be implied. I’ve ALWAYS “worked at” sex! : D
I’m Homeless and my giant cat is hungry
or
I’m Homeless and someone shaved my giant cat.
Please splash dirty water on me and then spit in my face.
I deserve worse.
Hobo To Rent
And A Piano, And A Harp
Will fix your stuff for food.
You know, a lot of people really respond well to humor, so I might even make a sign that says:
“Will protect you from zombies for food”
or
“Will save you from sparkly vampires for food”
AUTISTIC, AND REALLY PISSED OFF…..
One of us was gonna end up homeless. I took one for the team.
For $10 I will tell your kids how fucked up my life is, and urge them to study hard!
“Ich wil den Klavierstein!”
You know I honestly don’t know. How could I know?
I’ll soon be dead baby. (“Dead baby”—Get it? Hilarious!).
Give me some blueberries, right now. Pretty please?
@mazingerz88
It’s not Rush Limbaugh who’s the slut, but the girl who had neumerous sex partners and wanted the US Government to pay for her birth control. Now THAT’S slutty! : )
Some of the answers on here are really hilarious :) hehe
@Symbeline Damn it…you took my answer. LOL
Seriously…you did though. :)
@CaptainHarley It is not illegal to be a slut, nor for guys like me, immoral. It is a healthcare issue, imo. Limbaugh is making it a moral and sexual issue in the most despicable way. : )
To answer the OP…
Will vote Republican if you fuck Limbaugh in the ass.
Will do a rain dance for fruit.
@Only138 If we ever meet and one of us is homeless, that will work out pretty good then. ^^
“DO NOT READ THIS”
“Need $$ for thicker sharpie. Thank you!”
“Don’t do meth!”
“Must have the new Jay-Z album!”
I got yer hot spot! Right here!!
“Donate money for Alcohol Research”
“Will run in your front yard, and slap my own ass for money.”
Smiles granted for free.
Kindness fuels hope.
Bank shots get a picture for posterity.
Free throw, no refunds
Prime real estate willing to trade squatters rights for cash.
Aren’t I annoying get rid of me for spare change.
I would play a sax but I need to buy one first.
Have sax need lessons.
Need more lessons.
To stop the assault on your ears fill meter.
“I don’t smell that bad.”
It’s not my fault I’m homeless; I voted Mondale.
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