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If you were a homeless person, what would your cardboard sign say?

Asked by AshLeigh (14900 points ) March 1st, 2012

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WestRiverrat's avatar

Keep Out!

I have my cave all picked out, so I wouldn’t really be homeless by my standards. Society however has a different definition of homeless.

rojo's avatar

“will work for a while”

TexasDude's avatar

“Taco Bell, plz?”

linguaphile's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Not “Yo quiero?”

I saw a picture of a girl with a sign saying, “Blame me for everything for $1” I liked that :D

King_Pariah's avatar

“Expert marksman, you don’t give me money, I keeelllll you.”

Pandora's avatar

Rest in peace. I wouldn’t survive one day out in the cold and filth.

ratboy's avatar

“Keep your fuckin’ dollar, asshole!”

stratman37's avatar

this could be you

amujinx's avatar

There are beautiful birds, here and there, on the television; they’re beautiful; but they don’t have any dollars to give me so fuck them, I need a dollar.

The line is shamelessly stolen from this song.

ucme's avatar

My other home’s a penthouse in Beverly Hills.

Facade's avatar

“Thank you for sharing your good fortune”

jazmina88's avatar

Spread love

partyrock's avatar

There are signs I’ve seen with guys holding signs that said ” Too Ugly To Prostitute ”. I thought it was kind of quirky but knowing the situation it’s sad.

partyrock's avatar

Need help to get back on feet… is what my sign would say.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Will Engineer for Housing!
F=MA, V=IR, PV=nRT

lemming's avatar

‘Can I stay at your place?’

wilma's avatar

“Have a nice day!” and I would smile and wave.

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Screw it, I’m done trying. Drugs or alcohol please.

Bent's avatar

“Be grateful that you can walk away from this”

Hain_roo's avatar

Pay It Forward

majorrich's avatar

I pay no taxes!

Coloma's avatar

Well, I’d be pushing around a shopping cart with my pet geese in it, sooo, my sign would say ” Can you spare some bread?”

jayleno's avatar

It would say: “AT LEAST I STILL HAVE THE TONIGHT SHOW”

CaptainHarley's avatar

“WILL WORK FOR SEX!” : ))

Sunny2's avatar

Any spare hope?

Dutchess_III's avatar

….Harley!!!

rojo's avatar

@CaptainHarley are there days when your sign would read “will work AT sex”?

Dutchess_III's avatar

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLMAO!!!!! (and I have NEVER said that before @rojo)!!!! Oh, that was great!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

“Free fortune telling. Tips over $10 appreciated.”

Skaggfacemutt's avatar

“Help me, I am a teacher.”

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m a teacher. I don’t need help. Except…I’m in jail is all.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Dutchess_III WTF? You’re in jail? What’d you do, “google” a student????

Blackberry's avatar

Can I hang out with you for awhile?

CaptainHarley's avatar

@rojo

That would be implied. I’ve ALWAYS “worked at” sex! : D

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’m Homeless and my giant cat is hungry
or
I’m Homeless and someone shaved my giant cat.

Chief_Brody's avatar

Get me outta here

rojo's avatar

“Where’s the Beef?”

CaptainHarley's avatar

ROFLMAO!!!!!

wundayatta's avatar

Please splash dirty water on me and then spit in my face.

I deserve worse.

mazingerz88's avatar

Rush Limbaugh is a slut!

rebbel's avatar

Hobo To Rent
And A Piano, And A Harp

harple's avatar

damn ^^ @rebbel got there first! ~

Symbeline's avatar

Will fuck for food.

RocketGuy's avatar

Will fix your stuff for food.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

You know, a lot of people really respond well to humor, so I might even make a sign that says:

“Will protect you from zombies for food”
or
“Will save you from sparkly vampires for food”

chemistkat58's avatar

AUTISTIC, AND REALLY PISSED OFF…..

filmfann's avatar

One of us was gonna end up homeless. I took one for the team.

filmfann's avatar

For $10 I will tell your kids how fucked up my life is, and urge them to study hard!

HungryGuy's avatar

“Ich wil den Klavierstein!”

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

You know I honestly don’t know. How could I know?

Pisces's avatar

I’ll soon be dead baby. (“Dead baby”—Get it? Hilarious!).

blueberry_kid's avatar

Give me some blueberries, right now. Pretty please?

CaptainHarley's avatar

@mazingerz88

It’s not Rush Limbaugh who’s the slut, but the girl who had neumerous sex partners and wanted the US Government to pay for her birth control. Now THAT’S slutty! : )

partyrock's avatar

Some of the answers on here are really hilarious :) hehe

Only138's avatar

@Symbeline Damn it…you took my answer. LOL
Seriously…you did though. :)

mazingerz88's avatar

@CaptainHarley It is not illegal to be a slut, nor for guys like me, immoral. It is a healthcare issue, imo. Limbaugh is making it a moral and sexual issue in the most despicable way. : )

To answer the OP…

Will vote Republican if you fuck Limbaugh in the ass.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Will do a rain dance for fruit.

AshLeigh's avatar

Pssst… @mazingerz88 and @CaptainHarley, I think I already have a thread about them! XD

Symbeline's avatar

@Only138 If we ever meet and one of us is homeless, that will work out pretty good then. ^^

Only138's avatar

@Symbeline Yeah, I guess it would, eh? LMAO

Esedess's avatar

“DO NOT READ THIS”

“Need $$ for thicker sharpie. Thank you!”

“Don’t do meth!”

“Must have the new Jay-Z album!”

majorrich's avatar

I got yer hot spot! Right here!!

Dutchess_III's avatar

“Donate money for Alcohol Research”

blueberry_kid's avatar

“Will run in your front yard, and slap my own ass for money.”

Unbroken's avatar

Smiles granted for free.

Kindness fuels hope.

Bank shots get a picture for posterity.

Free throw, no refunds

Prime real estate willing to trade squatters rights for cash.

Aren’t I annoying get rid of me for spare change.

I would play a sax but I need to buy one first.

Have sax need lessons.

Need more lessons.

To stop the assault on your ears fill meter.

jayleno's avatar

“DON’T BLAME CONAN”

blueberry_kid's avatar

“will twerk for chicken”

AshLeigh's avatar

“I don’t smell that bad.”

amujinx's avatar

It’s not my fault I’m homeless; I voted Mondale.

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