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Cheesy pickup lines?

Asked by Luiveton (4024 points ) March 3rd, 2012

I don’t know why this came to mind, but some pickup lines are just..no.
I was thinking of the lamest one and realized how, in a way, scientific-pickup lines can be corny to the extent of entertainment. What’s your least/most preferred ?

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snowberry's avatar

What’s cookin’?

Bacon, want to strip?

What’s cookin’? Chicken, wanna neck?

rebbel's avatar

“How do you like my El Camino?!”

ucme's avatar

Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs & multiply! You do the math.

Luiveton's avatar

Oh guys, you denature my enzymes…

Blackberry's avatar

I’m no weather man, but I forecast more than just a few inches in your future.

marinelife's avatar

Ughh, these are so awful I would run away.

filmfann's avatar

Me: Wow, you look just like my second wife!

Her: Really? How many times have you been married?

Me: Just once.

sakura's avatar

Your eyes are like spanners…

pardon?

Yours eyes are like spanners…

is that supposed to be a compliment?

Well they are certainly tightening my nuts!!

rebbel's avatar

@marinelife Was that a pickup line, or an opinion? ;-)
As a pickup line it would suck :-)

Luiveton's avatar

@marinelife Oh please, you can’t. You make my beaker bubble.

marinelife's avatar

@rebbel Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

wundayatta's avatar

Baby, you smell like a nice ripe brie. Can I wash your rind?

You said “cheesey!”

rebbel's avatar

Both, Marina! the gun is a Mars bar though

marinelife's avatar

@Luiveton Be careful it doesn’t boil over!

@rebbel Oh, boy, candy. Now that’s a way to get a girl!

Luiveton's avatar

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Sunny2's avatar

Come here often?

dabbler's avatar

I’ve been hearing a hilarious mashup of pickup lines in a radio ad against drunk driving :
“Do you live around here often?”

flutherother's avatar

Are you legal?

MilkyWay's avatar

God… these are awful.

YoKoolAid's avatar

“Is that a mirror in your pocket?...because I can see myself in your pants”

KateTheGreat's avatar

“If I was an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”

HungryGuy's avatar

@KateTheGreat – ^ I’m gonna remember that one and use it sometime! :-0

KateTheGreat's avatar

It may be cheesy, but if a guy used it on me, I’d melt.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Haven’t I seen you some where before.
Haven’t we met before?
You look familiar.

Puuuleeez. Just say “Hi. My name is Bill. May I sit with you for a minute?”

HungryGuy's avatar

@KateTheGreat – Or I’d pull my cum sponge harness out of my knapsack (in the appropriate venue, of course) and ask her if she’d like to try it on :-0

6rant6's avatar

If we just go to your place now, we can avoid the part where you have to threaten the other women who want me.

SavoirFaire's avatar

“My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.”

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Oh my heavens, these have me howling!!!!!! Please tell me you don’t say these things and/or that you’ve never heard them.

I was going to add “do you come here often,” but it is just too tame for this crowd.

filmfann's avatar

I am from the future, and the only way we can avoid the destruction of humanity is for you and I to have sex tonight.

Luiveton's avatar

How about THIS:
You’re the Sutra to my karma. GET IT??

Brian1946's avatar

Baby, on a scale of 1 to 8, you’re a 9, and I’m your 6. <——more pathetic than cheesy, I guess. Kinda like the Velveeta of cheesy PU lines. ;-p

dabbler's avatar

(@Luiveton That would be Kama )

Symbeline's avatar

You must be tired baby, cuz you been running round my mind all day!

Will Smith, yall.

Luiveton's avatar

@dabbler Oops. You see, I’m no expert… >_> Ahem.

Blackberry's avatar

You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh jeez
(Rolls eyes)

Blackberry's avatar

Giggity.

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