Caption competition! Name that acronym caption to the news photo (#5 and last).

Klaus Lumbers Across Crystal Shizzle

Kills Luthor AND Clark’s Supermsn

Kryptonite Lessens Albino Cowboy’s Swagger

Keeps Levitating Ancient Crystal Spikes

Karl Likes Advertising Crystal Stones

Karl Lagerfeld Acquired Crystal Stage

Karl Limbers Across Crystalized Stage

You’re sure the acronym wasn’t O.M.G.W.T.F.?

Kryptonian Landscape Attracts Cock Sucker.

Karl Lagerfield announces collection for Spring 2012. I’m dull. I know.

@rebbel btw I hope you will reconsider ending these caption posts. I enjoy them.

ditto. Reading the posts is a bright spot in my week.

Karl’s Libido Alters Crystalline Structure.

This isn’t really the last one, is it???

I really like these too, don’t quit now!

Karl Launches Astounding Climate-controlled Spaceship…

…Knowingly Leaves Alien Crowd Speechless.

Kentucky legend apparition calls security.

Klutzy lesbian admires cock statues.

Thanks, all.
This one received some very creative, and funny solutions!
And @filmfann, @SpatzieLover, @dappled_leaves and @Keep_on_running: thanks for the heads up!
I thought it might become a bit boring to see that same quiztion again and again every week, but your words and the witty answers in this thread made me reconsider and I will be back with one soon :-)

Edit:
The original caption, by the way, was: Karl Lagerfeld Attends Chanel Show. Here.