Caption competition! Name that acronym caption to the news photo (#6).

21,000 th place in dog show.

“My husband thinks he is going to take my silver trophy to the pawn shop and buy beer money with it. I have news for him, no way. On the way home “Poopsie” and I will stop at the bank and place this trophy in a safety deposit vault”

21,000 troubled perverts initiate doggie sex.

21,000 total pounds in dog shit.

I’m guessing the original is 21,000 top prize in dog show?

21,000 Tangles Perturb Irritable Doggie Stylist

21,000 Tonails Painted In Dog Show

Oh wait, I have another one:
21,000 Tongues Panting in Dog Show.

21,000 Tiny Parasites Infest Dense Shag

21,000 Tresses Permanently Impede Dog’s Sight.

21,000 tic population impersonate Drama-queen Snookie

(yes, it’s lame. I was trying to somehow make this about taliban soldiers beheading dog with a comb)

21,000 Trophies Provide Insecure Dogs Solace.