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(NSFW) Can you XXXtify a common movie title?

Asked by rebbel (23538 points ) April 9th, 2012

Make an adult/porn movie title from a normal (Hollywood) movie title.
For example: A Clockwork Orange = A Clockwork Orgy

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Ponderer983's avatar

I can make just about anything XXX. I personally like the game where you have to have to substitute the word “Vagina” in a movie or show title. My personal favorite is instead of the The Thin Red Line, it’s The Thin Red Vagina! Gets me every time.

But to to play your game, I’m going with something out right now otherwise I’ll never be able to pick a movie. I’m going with 21 Jump Street = 21 Hump Street ;)

Brian1946's avatar

Dragnuts- Sgt. Friday likes to wear cute little doll’s dresses around his testicles.

Jurassic Prick.
Star Whores
The King’s Sperm
Leave It To June’s Beaver
Boneranza
CSI: MyAsshole, starring that red-haired guy as Lt. Fellatio Cane.

RocketGuy's avatar

Sperminator
Bikini Jones and the Temple of Doom

poisonedantidote's avatar

Cummando
The Shortskank Redemption
Schindler’s Fist
The Lord Of The Rings – The Brown Eye Of Sauron
Conception
Raiders Of The Lost Ass
Forest Hump
American History XXX
Big Black Toy Story
The Queer Hunter
The Gapes Of Wrath
Good Willy Hunting
V For Vagina
Red Light District 9
Ben Hur Over

TexasDude's avatar

Good Will Humping

6rant6's avatar

The real challenge is to change them so slightly that you can use them undetected in conversation:

Hairy Putter
War Whores
They Are Tits
Being In Hers

Plucky's avatar

Womb Raider
The Bootyguard
Saturday Night Beaver
Titty Titty Bang Bang
I Know Who You Did Last Summer

Good ones @6rant6!

chyna's avatar

You guys have put a lot of thought into this!

Only138's avatar

Saving Ryan’s Privates. LMAO HAW HAW

mazingerz88's avatar

@rebbel actually I think it’s Cockwork Orange. Lol.

Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Fucktory
King Arthur’s CumALot Tales ( aka How My Whore of a Queen Got Lanced a Lot one Knight )

Symbeline's avatar

Lmao how do you all come up with these? I can’t think of anything good.

Night of the Naked Breast

Ninja Screw

In the Name of the Hoes

The Rape Escape

Hairy Fucker

In the Mouth of Agnes

Movies that already have sexually suggestive titles; Bitch Slap, Inside.

Only138's avatar

@Symbeline Night of the Giving Head. LOL

Symbeline's avatar

LMAO nice. XD

Blondesjon's avatar

Jerimiah’s Johnson

Mid-thigh In The Garden Of Grace and Ethan

Free Willy

Symbeline's avatar

The Bitches of Eastprick.

fundevogel's avatar

Ghostfuckers
A History of Vaginas
The Lovely Boner
The Royal Tenderbums
The Brothers Quim
My Big Fat Greek Wiener

Blondesjon's avatar

Bustin Offman in Twatsie.

The Breakfast Cunt

Symbeline's avatar

Dancing with Whores.

mazingerz88's avatar

Harry Potter and Hermione Swallows
Willy Wanker and the Sticky Fucktory ( much better I guess )
The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Sore Bottom

mazingerz88's avatar

The Hung Girl Games ( sequel to Chicks with Dicks )
Malice in Wonderland

Blondesjon's avatar

Jizzster Act

Full Metal Jack-it

fundevogel's avatar

Master and Cummander on the Far Side of the Whore

ratboy's avatar

‘Av at Her!
The Lord of The Rings: The Rectum of The King.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Only138 I prefer Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

Brian1946's avatar

Clitoris Claiborne, starring Kathy “Master” Bates.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

The Goo Lagoon
It’s a Wonderful Lay
From here to Eternal Lay
The Bridge over the River Quim
The Little Tramp does Chicago
All Quiet Inside Her Cunt
Mutiny on her Cunny
An American Inside Paris
Around the World for 80 bucks
Terms of Enslavement
Hard Driving miss Daisy

jonsblond's avatar

Fast Tongues at Ridgemont High

YoKoolAid's avatar

Cloudy with a Chance of Meat & Balls
Peter Jackson’s King Dong
Who Banged Roger Rabbit
The Cum of All Queers
Black Cock Down

majorrich's avatar

I don’t think ” A man called Horse” needs any changes..

Ponderer983's avatar

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: Head Man’s Best
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: At Cock’s End
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: Between Stranger’s Thighs

And my all time personal fave: Arma-get-it-on. I can’t take credit for that though. Thanks Miss Congeniality

judochop's avatar

Edward Penis Hands.
Finding Ryan’s Privates.
District 69.
Titty Titty Gang Bang.
Fight Cub.
Forrest Bump.
American History seX.
The Brown Mile.
Raging BullDykes.

jonsblond's avatar

Little Miss Cumshine

ucme's avatar

Yes I can…...

Coloma's avatar

“Dexter” could be “Sexter”

Coloma's avatar

“The five people you meet in heaven” could be ” The five porn stars you meet in heaven” lol

Blondesjon's avatar

The Fisting Of The Christ

Gangbangs Of New York

There Will Be Boobs

Blondesjon's avatar

So, I Married An Ass Murderer

majorrich's avatar

I don’t really think ‘Free Willy’ would need much in the way of modification either.

SpatzieLover's avatar

V is for Vagina

Plucky's avatar

Who’s Afraid of Virginia’s Vagina?

YoKoolAid's avatar

No Cunt Free For Old Men

majorrich's avatar

The Meatshank injection.

6rant6's avatar

Wizard of Ahs.

6rant6's avatar

To My Knickers

6rant6's avatar

Gentle Bend

6rant6's avatar

‘S Under Ella
Snog White
Fiddled Her On the Roof
Ghostbustiers

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