Fill in the blanks. You know it's going to be a ____ day when ________.

…wonderful….. wake up alive….

..bad Monday.. ..multiple air conditioning units are out at work.

….sun… ....saturday has finished.

…tough… ...the sun is shining and you still haven’t gone to bed.

yesterday when tomorrow is today.

You know it’s going to be a long day when you didn’t get enough sleep.

I know it’s going to be a good day when I wake up naturally, without the alarm.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you wake up stiff as a board in all the wrong places! : )

I know it’s going to be a long day when my brother poops in the toilet and doesn’t flush
(true story, happens this morning. It was GROSS.)

You know it’s going to be a funny day when you wake up dressed as a clown.

You know it’s going to be a long day when you wake up, and it’s Monday…

You know it’s going to be an awful day when you see more abused children on the news.

You know it’s going to be a good day when you wake up next to a smiling SO.

You know it’s going to be a better day when your previously sick child returns to school.

You know it’s going to be a strange day when you open the door to find fruit flies coming out of your grapevine-and-fake-flower wreath…lots of the little buggers

You know it’s going to be a great day when you start remembering the sexy, celebrity fling you had last night… while dreaming.

You know it’s going to be a great day when you wake up, and drink Mountan Dew. :D

a good day when the sun shines warmly.

suspenseful…..when your friend tricks you into eating laxative.

You know it’s going to be an enlightening day when you are taking robotics engineering 101.

You know it’s going to be a cheerful day when you wake up to the sun shining in through the blind slats.

…a shitty ass day when you wake up and immediately fall in a pit of chainsaws.

But as @Michael_Huntington once said, you pick up your face, staple it back on, stop bitching, and harden the fuck up.

You know it’s going to be a long day when your teacher gives you class work on the Internet and your iPad is the only one that crashes/ disconnects from the Internet in that class
(another true story)