[nsfw] Will you please tell me which drinking song is the best of all time?

Inspired by this question, I started to wonder which drinking song was the, uh, drinkiest.

My submission is The Blarney Stone.

For those of you who don’t click links, here are the lyrics:

“The Blarney Stone”

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If I pull out the claymore you’re shit outta luck
Who’s that girl, that pretty young thing
After I fuck her she’ll get up and sing

Chorus:

Aye Aye Aye
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don’t get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

[Chorus]

Aint got no girl ‘cuz I haven’t the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

[Chorus]

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain’t dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When Patty starts cryin’ this is what I said

[Chorus]