Do you really enjoy, or have you warmed up to, any spa or salon services?

I have never had anything professionally dyed, waxed, pulled, threaded, massaged, or highlighted. But it is time for a hair cut, and I am finding a lot of groupons and deals that offer these things as part of a package, especially cut and color or cut and highlights. I also recently won a gift certificate for a free facial or 30 minute massage that I guess I should use.

This might make me sound like an alien, but I think this stuff mostly sounds uncomfortable, especially something like a facial. Having a stranger put stuff on my face and make awkward small talk sounds more like a visit to the dentist than anything I would do for fun.

Am I wrong? Are these things great? Which should I indulge in, if any?