[NSFW] If you could write and direct your own porn movie, what would it be like?

TGIF time. It’s not through any prudishness, but I find most porn more of a turn-off than turn-on. It’s so coarse and loveless—so utterly unlike any real lovemaking. It’s formulaic. You can expect the performers to go through a series of extremely contrived, impossibly uncomfortable positions, just stopping the action and switching every few minutes to expose some other body part to the camera for an extreme close-up view. And after relentlessly pounding away for the whole 60 to 90 minutes the video runs, there is invariably a jump cut with the guy suddenly out of whatever hole he was last pummeling. Suddenly freed, he’s jacking himself off on his lady-love’s face, fanny or tits while she moans and groans as if she magically orgasms thanks to being sprayed with spooge.

From time to time I get so randy that I forget how much I detest typical porn, I am drawn in perhaps by the attractiveness of the performer/s and blam; I’m hit in the face once more with how ludicrous the action gets after the opening scenes.

Let’s say you have a fully equipped studio and actors of your choosing supplied to you. If you could write and direct your own sex movie/s, what would you create? What sort of actors would you select? What story line would you explore?

Sweet dreams this weekend, all you naughty Jellies. :-)