What announcement would you make in this flight emergency scenario?
This is just a fun question more than anything else. Humorous and crazy answers are preferred but if anybody chooses to make a realistically serious announcement, that’s quite welcome as well.
The fantasy scenario? During your flight home in a Boeing 747 airline, all sorts of things went wrong and suddenly you are the one sitting in the pilot’s seat in the cockpit, the only passenger who has to receive instruction from the tower to land the plane and save the lives of your 148 co-passengers.
You flick the switch to address the people whose lives depend on you. What would your announcement be?