How to get Russian citizenship?

Can someone tell me how to get a Russian citizenship as I wish to live in Russia. Please do not copy paste from websites and keep the answers simple as possibly

More info:
-Never went to Russia
-No relatives who are Russian or Citizens of Russia
-Have a Dual Citizenship with Australia and Philippines(currently in Australia)
-Not legal adult age but will pursue a computer science/IT degree or whatever teachers call it
-Willing to change German language course for a Russian one(school does not offer Russian language course)